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Everybody's gonna start their podcast, talk about New Year's Eve or they're not gonna release one! Because they're lazy! Let's recap all of the tire fire that was 2021! No, let's not! We don't have enough bandwidth! I'm going to a wedding on New Year's Eve! Isn't that weird? Do I know them? Maybe tangentially, but no, it's not! It's on the other side, it's Noah's friends!

They're great and they've been at everything for us! You know what? This is the one year where I'm like, I get it! You've been wanting to get married for two years and there's been a pandemic and part of me is like there's always gonna be a new variant, so you gotta live your life! We're all vaccinated, we're all boosted! Everybody's wearing a mask or a self-dores! We are not the problem! But also, remember how it used to be like New Year's Eve is like the worst night to drive? But now there's Uber, so I feel like it's not the worst night to drive!

It's not a scary! I was scared, I mean I'm pregnant so I'm like, I guess I could drive us and it's down the street! But like I don't be... Usually it's like, oh holiday wedding, but it's like, yeah, fucking get it in! This side of the fiscal year, so it counts for your taxes somehow! I don't know if you're gonna be able to go that wedding, that baby could come out! Okay, so check this out! My due date is January 6th! Yeah! And part of me is like, but the doctor's like, your baby's fully cooked, like she could come now and if she did, she'd be fine and she weighs like seven pounds, six ounces, like a normal weight!

And apparently there's a salad in the valley called the like, maternity salad or like the afterbirth salad, I don't know. But it's this like legendary LA institution of a salad that allegedly women go into labor when they have this salad. Are you gonna eat it? Yeah, every day! I'm not even that uncomfortable! I'm just like, wouldn't it be great to like give myself a head start with this great

cake, quote unquote, by like a whip that counts! Get that like get it going! Yeah, I mean, you at by the time you're going to this wedding, you might not be going to this wedding. That's fine too! All I'm saying! Oh shit!

Come in! An alarm just went off, it's my cousin's gender reveal Zoom! Welcome to the pandemic! Do you right now? Do you need to leave? Emily, I'm sorry, I have to log on to this. Red Hot Update, I was like, this is what 2021 is! Hey, can I pause my Zoom meeting podcast recording so I can zoom in to my client?

I can zoom in to my cousin's gender reveal. And then I texted Noah who was in the other room, I was like, can you come in here so you can also be part of this? And he was like, isn't it, isn't it tomorrow? And it was! And I put it down for the wrong day! And I was just like, this is what the world is just constantly showing up for the wrong Zoom meeting!

Okay, well we're back now! Are you, are you free tomorrow to go to it? I definitely cannot physically attend! Right!

Because this is LA. If it's LA, it's like, it's not on your block, you can't go, oh yes, I'll zoom in tomorrow! You gotta know that gender, I don't know how people don't do it! I don't know how people just for nine months are like, it's just a lump of oatmeal! I don't know!

Yeah, just for prep, I'm sure mostly like color and stuff can all be gender neutral, but aren't there, isn't there anything specific you need to get? I don't know, I feel like just mentally I'd want to repair.

You just want to know! You want to know! And honestly like, here's the fault to me in gender neutral. We all know that, let's say homosexuality isn't a choice.

So giving your kid gender neutral is not going to influence how effeminate or masculine they are. Like, I had pink things when I was little and I was a total tomboy.

Like, a little infant that doesn't know what hands are, like, if you enjoy pink, do pink, and don't shame any parents that don't. I did like a maw of muted pink, because I'm not girly, but I liked the idea of her being girly, because I'm sure somewhere I was damaged, where I was like, I don't want to do this anymore.

So I want her to just load up on all the girl things. Yeah, you are embracing the, I don't know, the kind of got stereo types, but like all the little pieces of being a mom, and I don't think there's anything wrong with that.

I actually, if I'm thinking about it, everything I ordered is like, like a bone colored or like, I don't want to say nude, because that's like, you could be black and have nude skin, but like everything's like a neutral.

Scandie is chic under the sea or whatever. Scand everything is scandie chic neutral. We're not doing anything bright, pink, no ruffles, because that's just to me, cringey, but whatever.

All for furniture is white, because I want her to be proud to be white. I'm just kidding. It's just really chic.

I'm not doing pink furniture. All white. There's going to be so many spills.

We're not, you know what, for at least a couple of weeks, it'll be lovely. Yeah. Baby furniture, nobody cares. So I don't know when it's coming out.

I'm just not, it's fine. And maybe by the time this podcast comes out, we already have a baby, you know, T and time baby.

I know. We're in the danger zone now of when that could be.

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