The following podcast is a dear media production. I'm maybe in Europe, but there's one thing that I should have brought with me in my carry-on, and that's that good bottle of Duke's Mayo, baby. And I'd like to say, welcome to Duke's country, okay, because it's mayo with a southern twang. It's got zero sugar, all flavor, and a coal following for a reason. Grab the jar with a yellow lid and taste what you've been

missing. And I've tried every mayonnaise under the sun, but this is the one, okay? It's got twang,

she's creamy, she's iconic, she's giving deviled egg realness. And when you come to Europe,

they literally only dip their french fries in mayo. So why did I not bring my own Duke's Mayo? Okay? Because that's the best.

And you just have to look for the yellow lid in the grocery store. I could have thrown that in the

carry-on and I'd be eating my Papa's fritas, you know, my fritz all over the dang beach,

dipping it in my own mayo. Because I like that twangy southern realness from Duke's. Duke's mayo is the best because it has zero sugar. So I can slap it on anything and still feel like a hot, chaotic health queen. I need a mayo that supports my delusions and my snack habits. And guess what, Dukes gets me. If I show up to the cookout and there's not a jar of Dukes inside, I'm leaving immediately.

There's no questions asked. Like, I'm sorry, got to go. The yellow lid is also my North Star in the grocery store aisle, so it's very easy to find. Just look for that fabulous, gorgeous label and that yellow lid. Dukes isn't just mayo. It's a Southern legacy, okay? like Dolly or a good pair of Spanx.

If you're making a tomato sandwich or a BLT or anything, it's got to be with Dukes. You will taste the difference, I'm telling you, right now. Also, it's the one chefs use, okay? It's the one grandma swear by. So if chefs and grandmas are using it, why aren't you using it, Claire? You feel me? Find Duke's Mayo at your local retailer. And if it's not there, riot respectfully, of course. And visit dukes mayo.com for more information. You can also get it on Amazon. You could check it out at Walmart, Kroger, Publix, Harris, Teter, Food Lion, H.U.B. Albertsons, a grocery store near you. And again, you can find it on Amazon and go to dukesmao.com.

Welcome to the Absolutely Not podcast, where we do the most and the least at this same damn time.

I'm your host, Heather McMahon.

Yeah. damn time. I'm your host, Heather McMahon. Hello, ladies and gentlemen and welcome to another episode of the absolutely not podcast. I'm your host, Heather McMahon. Hope you're doing fantastic.

I'm recording this intro live from Portugal. Very excited to be on an

well-deserved vacation. I hope you were able to take a little time for yourself this summer.

And if you're sitting somewhere, you know, on the beach, I don't care if you're at Myrtle,

Panama City, Newport, wherever. Remember, put a little sunscreen on that face, because Botox is getting

expensive. Wanted to replay this summer, some of the hits. Obviously, we replayed over

years on an airplane, but this particular episode that I'm about to replay for so many of my new listeners is the recap of when I went on

my month-long honeymoon. And I feel like if you're going to follow along and be up to date on

my European adventures, well, you need to know what happened the first time we spent too long

in Europe. This is one of the episodes time we spent too long in Europe.

This is one of the episodes that was recorded right after I got back from my honeymoon.

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