Summer at Chateau McMahan with Robin

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4.9 • 13.6K Ratings

🗓️ 16 July 2025

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

On this episode, Heather welcomes the one and only Robin McMahan to the studio. Robin is back from Portugal with a group of fabulous older women and bestows some advice before Heather's trip. They discuss the infamous EGG HAT, European Zara’s and the price of seabass. They obviously go into Robin’s dating dilemmas. They take your voicemails about boomers, summers at Chateau McMahan and the amount of virgin piña coladas Heather used to drink.

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0:00.0	The following podcast is a dear media production.
0:04.4	Welcome to Duke's country.
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0:12.5	Grab the jar with the yellow lid and taste what you have been missing.
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0:18.2	I have tried every mayonnaise under the sun, and this is the one.
0:22.4	It's got twang. She's creamy. She's iconic. She's giving deviled egg realness baby.
0:28.0	Duke's Mayo has zero sugar, so I can slap it on anything and still feel like a hot,
0:32.6	chaotic health queen. I need a mayo that supports my delusions and my snack habits. And Duke gets me. If I show up to a
0:40.7	cookout and there's not a jar of Duke's inside, I'm leaving. Immediately, no questions asked. Like,
0:44.4	what are we doing here? The yellow lid is minor star in the grocery aisle. And Duke's isn't just
0:49.6	mayo. It's a southern legacy, like Dolly and Honey, a good pair of spandex.
0:55.6	If you're making a tomato sandwich with anything but Dukes, I'm judging from afar, but very
1:00.3	loudly. It's the one chefs use and it's the one grandma swear by. So I really, really think
1:07.5	you're going to love Dukes. It is truly a Southern staple. Do not show me a
1:10.9	chicken salad or a sandwich without Dukes. It's what I have in my pantry. And if you come into my house, you're getting Dukes. Find Dukes Mayo at your local retailer. And if it's not there, riot. Respectfully, of course. And visit Dukesmayo.com for more information. Again, you can also check out Walmart, Groger, Publix, Harris, Teeter, Food, Lion,
1:28.5	H.E.B, and Albertsonsons, and also Target. Look for the yellow lid on the jar. Dukes will change
1:35.1	your life. Again, that's Dukesmeo.com.
1:41.7	Welcome to the Absolutely Not podcast, where we do the most and the least at this same damn time.
1:47.9	I'm your host, Heather McMahon.
1:49.4	Hello, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to another episode of the Absolutely Not podcast. I'm your
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