TV-B-Gone

Baby Geniuses

Lisa Hanawalt and Emily Heller

Tuca & Bertie, Podcast, Banchunch, Heller, Performing Arts, Comedy Interviews, Lisa, Emily, Maxfun, Comedy, Horses, Leisure, Maximumfun, Hanawalt, Home & Garden, Arts, Martha Stewart, Wikipedia, Wiki Of The Week, Bojack Horseman, Chunch Chat, Character, Gardening

4.8 • 1K Ratings

🗓️ 4 September 2023

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

Hello babies! Thank you for listening to Baby Geniuses, the Show for You. On this episode of Your Show, Lisa Went to the Beyoncé concert last night and her favorite moment of the evening surprisingly didn't involve the gigantic silver horse. Emily spied on a potential scabbing situation in her neighborhood and lived to tell about it. On Wiki of the Week, we read the Wikipedia page for "TV-B-Gone," a universal remote control device for turning off a large majority—about 85%—of the available brands of television sets in 2015. If you're listening to this in 2023, I can't make any promises about it's efficacy.

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0:00.0	A billion years ago there was nothing but space than one of God's wet farts
0:04.8	threw all the planets in place there were no signs of life on Mars or Venus but
0:09.3	planet Earth was blessed with two baby geniuses baby This is. Baby Geniuses.
0:14.0	Baby Geniuses.
0:16.0	We know everything.
0:18.0	Baby geniuses.
0:19.0	We know everything.
0:20.0	Baby geniuses.
0:22.0	We know everything. Baby geniuses we know everything
0:23.0	baby geniuses tell us something we don't know
0:26.0	hello babies
0:29.0	welcome to baby geniuses I'm Emily
0:31.0	I'm Lisa this is a show for you and only you and only you. If you're
0:37.0	listening in a car and there's another person in there I want you to pull over
0:40.4	get them out get them a fuck out. Don't stop listening to the
0:44.7	podcast. Just get the other person out of your car.
0:47.0	Because we have secrets. This is a solo experience.
0:54.0	Don't share.
0:57.0	That now it definitely makes it sound like it's
1:00.0	for masturbating.
1:02.0	Isn't it?
1:04.0	Don't tell us, please do not email us about that.
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