Ranch Dressing

Baby Geniuses

Lisa Hanawalt and Emily Heller

Tuca & Bertie, Podcast, Banchunch, Heller, Performing Arts, Comedy Interviews, Lisa, Emily, Maxfun, Comedy, Horses, Leisure, Maximumfun, Hanawalt, Home & Garden, Arts, Martha Stewart, Wikipedia, Wiki Of The Week, Bojack Horseman, Chunch Chat, Character, Gardening

4.8 • 1K Ratings

🗓️ 18 September 2023

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

Hello babies! On today's unintentionally culinarily oriented episode, we're discussing all the things that make food great. Does maple syrup count as a "sauce?" Does a clean refrigerator improve your quality of life? Do cast iron pans increase your iron levels? On Wiki of the Week, we read the Wikipedia article for "Ranch Dressing," a savory, creamy American salad dressing usually made from buttermilk, salt, garlic, onion, mustard, herbs (commonly chives, parsley and dill), and spices (commonly pepper, paprika and ground mustard seed) mixed into a sauce based on mayonnaise or another oil emulsion.

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0:00.0	A billion years ago there was nothing but space than one of God's wet farts
0:04.8	threw all the planets in place there were no signs of life on Mars or Venus but
0:09.3	planet Earth was blessed with two baby geniuses.
0:14.0	Baby geniuses, we know everything.
0:17.0	Baby geniuses, we know everything.
0:20.0	Baby geniuses, we know everything, baby geniuses, we know everything, baby geniuses we know everything baby geniuses tell something we don't know
0:26.4	get in the zone the auto zone welcome to car talk
0:32.1	welcome to our new podcast car talk. Welcome to our new podcast car talk.
0:35.0	Lisa, do you ever wish that you were on the
0:38.0	podcast car talk?
0:39.0	I wish I knew enough about cars to diagnose everyone's problems with their cars because I love to be helpful and I love to know things.
0:47.2	Should we rebrand ourselves as click and clack? Don't drive like my brother.
0:55.4	Man, I really fucking loved car talk as a kid. I realize that we haven't officially started the podcast yet.
0:58.5	But it's okay, we can, it's a soft opening.
1:00.6	Yes, hello babies. Hello babies. Welcome to baby geniuses. I'm
1:05.9	click and I'm clack and we're the Tappet brothers. I don't I couldn't really
1:10.3	understand what they were saying on that show. We're the car boys and we know what's wrong with your car.
1:16.8	Call in with all the sounds it's making and we'll tell you why.
1:20.1	Don't drive like my brother.
1:28.0	Man, I fucking, yeah, I really loved Kart Doc as a kid and I do not know why. It was comforting.
1:30.0	They had a lot of word play too, didn't they?
1:32.0	Yeah, I think.
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