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🗓️ 21 August 2023
⏱️ 68 minutes
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0:00.0 | A billion years ago there was nothing but space than one of God's wet farts |
0:04.8 | blew all the planets in place there were no signs of life on Mars or Venus but |
0:09.3 | planet Earth was blessed with two baby geniuses. |
0:14.0 | Baby geniuses, we know everything. |
0:17.0 | Baby geniuses, we know everything. |
0:20.0 | Baby geniuses, we know everything, baby geniuses, we know everything, baby geniuses. We know everything baby geniuses tell us something we don't know |
0:25.6 | Hello babies welcome to baby geniuses I Emily. I'm Lisa and today on our show we have the comedy |
0:39.7 | stylings of. |
0:45.0 | Janine Garuffalo. No, I feel safe making that joke because I know she doesn't own |
0:57.0 | own a computer or a smartphone or so she says she doesn't own a computer or a smartphone or so she |
0:59.8 | says you think that she does? Yeah, probably. I don't know. I kind of believe it. I think she got a tablet. |
1:10.9 | Someone she said on a podcast. I don't believe it really do you have |
1:15.2 | yeah info you're being so coy I don't know I just don't usually believe it when |
1:20.8 | someone I feel like when someone says that it's just like it's |
1:23.5 | to protect themselves from unwanted interaction and then they probably have like a |
1:28.0 | burner like just some kind of device that they can text with I feel like it would be so hard to keep up. |
1:35.7 | I mean, she probably has a flip phone. |
1:37.8 | I just think it would be really hard to keep up |
1:40.4 | the lie that you don't have one if you are using it you know yeah now she probably |
1:46.4 | she's got a Finster she's got a fick-talk she's got |
1:51.3 | it's called for tick-tock a fick-talk a fick-talk a fick-talk a fick-talk a fick-tock a f Tik-Dok a Fiktok? A fictional talk? A Fikfok? |
1:57.0 | Fikfok. |
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