Tuesday, September 3rd 2019 Dave & Chuck the Freak Podcast

Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak

Comedy

4.4 • 2.6K Ratings

🗓️ 3 September 2019

⏱️ 215 minutes

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Summary

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about snake cuddler stories, old people driving the wrong way down the road, expensive items that kids have ruined, family effers, teaching kids to drive, whether or not you can still be friends with someone after sex, male chastity and micro-dongs, the “Gran Pad”, and more!

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0:00.0	David Chuck the Freak.
0:07.0	We'll start in Wisconsin, though, where a driver and her son were having some car
0:19.9	trouble.
0:21.3	And they pulled over to pop open the hood only to find themselves staring into a serpent's
0:25.5	eyes.
0:26.5	No, wow.
0:27.5	I've never done anything like this before in my life.
0:34.5	Most of my house users are taking a lot of people's houses.
0:37.5	A slithering surprise sends Omro police racing to Steve Keller for help.
0:42.2	The so-called snake man was brought in for backup when a ball python wrapped itself
0:46.8	tight around an unsuspecting driver's engine.
0:49.5	I don't know why I risked my own body for a snake, but I did.
0:55.2	It's what I do.
0:56.2	The dollar says the python made it to Africa and used to much warmer temperatures, found
1:01.0	some under the hood and got cozy.
1:03.8	Getting one unwrapped from an engine black was not fun.
1:07.3	I've got all kinds of cuts and bruises on my arms from trying to dig into this thing
1:12.0	and get about one piece.
1:13.9	It took hours, a tow truck and a snake man to get this stubborn python out.
1:18.4	The SUV's engine was damaged by the snake, which is also being treated for cuts and
1:22.7	burns.
1:23.8	I've got them out in one piece, but the burns could turn into a fatality in a couple of
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