David Chuck the Freak

To Alabama we go where a new guidance document from the Alabama State Department of Education has recommended games and activities that we all experienced as a kid now be completely removed from schools.

These games include Tag, Dodge Ball, Duck Duck Goose and Red Rover.

Red Rover was like a murder game in.

They've been deemed inappropriate because they have a high chance of embarrassment for students.

Oh, I don't care about the embarrassment. It was the getting hurt is what I thought.

Well, that's what I would have thought for Dodge Ball. I guess Red Rover too.

But Red Rover used to do it with your arms. And then you call someone over.

And then they had to try and break through. At least that's why we played it.

Yeah, I was like, you had to try and break through and good luck if you were a little guy.

Right, because you always started with the weakest. Like Red Rover, Red Rover, we call Chuck over.

Right. Well, I'm going to be going to full speed.

I know, but I'm not saying you'd be the weakest. I'm just saying you'd go. You'd work your way up from who you think would be.

Have the hardest time getting through. Right.

So is this the put in place to protect little fat kids?

I guess just protect kids in general soft softies. Yeah, actually, there's not going to be any funny people.

But it's just softies like. It's a tagging couple of my friends like Eugene would never have done too well in Duck Duck Goose.

So here's the official list of inappropriate activities now from the Alabama State Department of Education yoga yoga prohibited.

I guess was it considered too not sexual, but is it too provocative?

It could be a religious factor involved with your Alabama Alabama.

It's not your job. It is. Yeah, like the devil.

No, maybe devil's stretching. I thought it just some of the devil's stretch.

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