Monday, September 2nd 2019 Dave & Chuck the Freak Podcast

Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak

Comedy

4.4 • 2.6K Ratings

🗓️ 2 September 2019

⏱️ 216 minutes

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Summary

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about the Holy Trinity, stripper rules, bad reactions to penis injections, a listener’s boyfriend who doesn’t shower, the poo wizard, BJ trades, scrotal lifts, when you knew something was a bad idea but you did it anyway, and more!

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0:00.0	David Chumpville Fleet.
0:16.8	At this point, I don't even think kids want to be coddled as much as people coddle them.
0:22.2	There is a 52 year old woman named Diane Toronto.
0:25.7	She's been a teacher for almost 20 years.
0:28.6	She started working as an eighth grade social studies teacher in Port St. Lucie, Florida.
0:33.4	She gave her class an assignment to make an explorers notebook.
0:36.5	They had two weeks to do it.
0:39.5	But some of them didn't turn in anything at all.
0:42.7	Diane gave them zeros.
0:44.7	Yes, that's what I always got.
0:46.8	And because of that, the school board fired her, forgiving zeros.
0:52.7	I like this idea.
0:54.2	I would have liked this a lot.
0:56.2	I do a lot of zeros.
0:57.2	I bounced them out with tests.
0:59.4	That's how I did it.
1:00.4	I got like a D.
1:01.4	They were like, you've got like, you're the highest test scores and lowest homework scores
1:07.9	we've ever seen.
1:08.9	I'm like, that's how I do it.
1:11.0	That's going to be the story of my life.
1:12.8	Apparently, the school board policy is no grades lower than 50%.
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