Monday, May 11th 2026 Dave and Chuck the Freak Full Show
Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show
Dave & Chuck the Freak
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🗓️ 11 May 2026
⏱️ 201 minutes
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Summary
*Timestamps are approximate*
TIME TOPIC
0:00 Podcast intro with Dave & Chuck "The Freak"
0:01 - - - AD MARKER - - -
0:01 EMAIL: Came across one-woman massage parlor that will worship an ass
0:20 EMAIL: Stopped at BK, fries are new and delicious
0:24 Ronald McDonald singing the National Anthem
0:27 Look back on guy who was rushed onto live TV by mistake
0:30 NEWS
0:30 Plane hit trespasser on runway during takeoff
0:38 Cruise ship evacuations underway after deadly virus outbreak
0:42 Cruise where 100 people have come down with norovirus
0:45 Teenager walked away from crash that split her car in two
0:48 Accident left motorcycle hanging from a streetlight
0:49 People are going into gym, busting off locks to steals wallets
0:53 Gym introduced modesty dress code
1:01 - - - AD MARKER - - -
1:01 CELEBRITY DIRT
1:01 NBA and NHL playoff update
1:03 NFL schedule to be released soon/Yahoo's Super Bowl matchup predictions
1:03 Update on Mike Vrabel scandal
1:08 Kevin Hart roast
1:11 Marathon runner thought she signed up for a half marathon, accidentally signed up for a full
1:15 Vince Neil's company is suing Scottsdale for plane crash that killed his pilot
1:18 Kevin Bacon was attacked by bees
1:22 Mattt Damon and Ben Affleck sued
1:27 Britney posts picture with a snake, shares first statement since rehab
1:28 Contestant on Price is Right won biggest prize in show history
1:31 Guy who cuts Kim Kardashian's hair charges $200K fee
1:36 - - - AD MARKER - - -
1:36 Married guy on Grinder was beaten and robbed
1:44 Guy accused of exposing himself at a park
1:48 Police searching for a guy who was jerking on a subway
1:50 Video of fast food employee putting fries in mouth, then box for customer
1:55 Guy went to Vietnamese restaurant because it has a naughty sounding name
2:02 Foreskin reconstruction
2:20 IDIOT CRIMINAL OF THE DAY
2:20 Update an the criminal who pooped diamonds
2:24 - - - AD MARKER - - -
2:24 Hikers body found, likely to victim of a bear attack
2:32 Some hikers confirmed dead, others missing after volcano erupted
2:34 Man attacked after confronting people who were breaking into neighbor's house
2:44 Kid playing Senior Assassin game mistaken for real gunman
2:47 Guy found a large amount of money in a bathroom, returned it
2:53 - - - AD MARKER - - -
2:53 NEWS
2:53 Woman got tattoo from someone found on social media, it nearly killed her
2:59 Owner of restaurant called and harassed teen over job she never applied for
3:05 - - - AD MARKER - - -
3:05 Temporary alcohol ban in Bahamas
3:09 Hospital suspends surgeries because of an ant problem
3:11 Zoo with multiple babies born
3:15 - - - AD MARKER - - -
3:15 TALES FROM THE KREMLIN
3:15 Guys are doing something strange to their ears
END OF SHOW
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Coming up on this Monday edition of Dave and Chuck the Freak, right off the top, we ask the very hard-hitting question. |
| 0:06.8 | What is ass worship? |
| 0:08.7 | Yeah. |
| 0:09.2 | And Chuck pretends not to know. |
| 0:10.9 | I don't know what it is, Dave. |
| 0:13.1 | Would you work out at God's gym? |
| 0:16.7 | No. |
| 0:17.5 | It's not as fun as the others. |
| 0:19.4 | We'll explain why. |
| 0:23.0 | A grinder meetup gone wrong. |
| 0:27.7 | Oh, no. Could Chuck fall into a goth trap just like this? Yes. |
| 0:35.4 | There's a park purve, a subway purve, and a McDonald's French fries video that makes you go, ugh. |
| 0:37.7 | And that's, all of that is not me. |
| 0:39.0 | All of those things. |
| 0:41.6 | None of those things are Chuck, amazingly. A restaurant with a name I can't even say comes up. |
| 0:46.7 | Yes, no, you can't. |
| 0:47.6 | Very nervous. |
| 0:48.6 | You cannot say it. |
| 0:49.5 | You can't even say it right now. |
| 0:51.3 | As we get into a discussion about foreskin reconstruction, Ryan, new guy, Stinky Ryan, |
| 0:59.1 | makes a shocking confession about his penis that has us incredibly confused. |
| 1:06.8 | Yes. |
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