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Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Monday, May 11th 2026 Dave and Chuck the Freak Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak

Comedy

4.62.6K Ratings

🗓️ 11 May 2026

⏱️ 201 minutes

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

*Timestamps are approximate*

TIME TOPIC

0:00 Podcast intro with Dave & Chuck "The Freak"

0:01   - - - AD MARKER - - -

0:01 EMAIL: Came across one-woman massage parlor that will worship an ass

0:20 EMAIL: Stopped at BK, fries are new and delicious

0:24 Ronald McDonald singing the National Anthem

0:27 Look back on guy who was rushed onto live TV by mistake

0:30   NEWS

0:30 Plane hit trespasser on runway during takeoff

0:38 Cruise ship evacuations underway after deadly virus outbreak

0:42 Cruise where 100 people have come down with norovirus

0:45 Teenager walked away from crash that split her car in two

0:48 Accident left motorcycle hanging from a streetlight

0:49 People are going into gym, busting off locks to steals wallets

0:53 Gym introduced modesty dress code

1:01   - - - AD MARKER - - -

1:01   CELEBRITY DIRT

1:01 NBA and NHL playoff update

1:03 NFL schedule to be released soon/Yahoo's Super Bowl matchup predictions

1:03 Update on Mike Vrabel scandal

1:08 Kevin Hart roast

1:11 Marathon runner thought she signed up for a half marathon, accidentally signed up for a full

1:15 Vince Neil's company is suing Scottsdale for plane crash that killed his pilot

1:18 Kevin Bacon was attacked by bees

1:22 Mattt Damon and Ben Affleck sued

1:27 Britney posts picture with a snake, shares first statement since rehab

1:28 Contestant on Price is Right won biggest prize in show history

1:31 Guy who cuts Kim Kardashian's hair charges $200K fee

1:36   - - - AD MARKER - - -

1:36 Married guy on Grinder was beaten and robbed

1:44 Guy accused of exposing himself at a park

1:48 Police searching for a guy who was jerking on a subway

1:50 Video of fast food employee putting fries in mouth, then box for customer

1:55 Guy went to Vietnamese restaurant because it has a naughty sounding name

2:02 Foreskin reconstruction

2:20   IDIOT CRIMINAL OF THE DAY

2:20 Update an the criminal who pooped diamonds

2:24   - - - AD MARKER - - -

2:24 Hikers body found, likely to victim of a bear attack

2:32 Some hikers confirmed dead, others missing after volcano erupted

2:34 Man attacked after confronting people who were breaking into neighbor's house

2:44 Kid playing Senior Assassin game mistaken for real gunman

2:47 Guy found a large amount of money in a bathroom, returned it

2:53   - - - AD MARKER - - -

2:53   NEWS

2:53 Woman got tattoo from someone found on social media, it nearly killed her

2:59 Owner of restaurant called and harassed teen over job she never applied for

3:05   - - - AD MARKER - - -

3:05 Temporary alcohol ban in Bahamas

3:09 Hospital suspends surgeries because of an ant problem

3:11 Zoo with multiple babies born

3:15   - - - AD MARKER - - -

3:15   TALES FROM THE KREMLIN

3:15 Guys are doing something strange to their ears

  END OF SHOW

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Coming up on this Monday edition of Dave and Chuck the Freak, right off the top, we ask the very hard-hitting question.

0:06.8

What is ass worship?

0:08.7

Yeah.

0:09.2

And Chuck pretends not to know.

0:10.9

I don't know what it is, Dave.

0:13.1

Would you work out at God's gym?

0:16.7

No.

0:17.5

It's not as fun as the others.

0:19.4

We'll explain why.

0:23.0

A grinder meetup gone wrong.

0:27.7

Oh, no. Could Chuck fall into a goth trap just like this? Yes.

0:35.4

There's a park purve, a subway purve, and a McDonald's French fries video that makes you go, ugh.

0:37.7

And that's, all of that is not me.

0:39.0

All of those things.

0:41.6

None of those things are Chuck, amazingly. A restaurant with a name I can't even say comes up.

0:46.7

Yes, no, you can't.

0:47.6

Very nervous.

0:48.6

You cannot say it.

0:49.5

You can't even say it right now.

0:51.3

As we get into a discussion about foreskin reconstruction, Ryan, new guy, Stinky Ryan,

0:59.1

makes a shocking confession about his penis that has us incredibly confused.

1:06.8

Yes.

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