Monday, March 27th 2026 Dave & Chuck the Freak Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak

Comedy

4.6 • 2.6K Ratings

🗓️ 30 March 2026

⏱️ 140 minutes

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Summary

*Timestamps are approximate*

TIME TOPIC

0:00 Podcast intro with Dave & Chuck "The Freak"

0:01 - - - AD MARKER - - -

0:01 A massive brawl at a bowling ally

0:06 A bunch of money stolen out of someone's Tesla

0:08 Guy faces charges for chasing his own stolen truck

0:11 Politician was having an affair with her adopted son

0:14 A girl who arrived to her senior prom in a casket

0:16 The most shocking thing that you discovered on someone's body

0:40 - - - AD MARKER - - -

0:40 A lady perv was doing naked jumping jacks in her front yard

0:41 Guy who hasn't worn shoes in years sells pics of his filthy feet online

0:52 THOSE CRAZY CANADIANS

0:52 A guy was busted vandalizing headstones

0:54 - - - AD MARKER - - -

0:54 Retired couple who are constantly nude in their yard

0:59 A bar bans people under the age of 30 on the weekends

1:07 Man sustained car-crash-like injuries after tripping over his cat

1:16 Guy with terminal illness is leaving behind an A.I. copy of himself

1:20 The secret gross thing that your partner does at home

1:34 TALES FROM T HE KREMLIN

1:34 Guy electrocuted his wiener while making a social media video

1:37 - - - AD MARKER - - -

1:37 The quiet Uber option

2:10 - - - AD MARKER - - -

2:10 Ruling in Calgary allows group sex parties to continue

END OF SHOW

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0:00.0	Hey, it's Monday. It's the 30th of March, and you're with Dave and Chuck the Freak.
0:04.1	And as we get into stuff today, the shocking thing that you discovered on someone's body comes up.
0:10.9	Well, this one time I found this really long, I'll tell you later.
0:15.5	He'll get into that story in a bit.
0:16.8	Also, vandals damage some headstones.
0:19.8	The gross secret thing that your partner does leads to some shocking revelations.
0:26.4	One time with their finger.
0:27.5	Okay, enough about you.
0:28.6	The quiet Uber option is something we're totally into.
0:32.6	Oh, big time.
0:33.3	A ruling will allow sex parties to continue in a certain area. Sex parties at Dave's house. No, no, it's not in my house. Sex parties at Dave's. Do not come. I mean, don't attend the parties. Do not attend the parties. And also, a naked woman breaks into her neighbor's home and we ask the age old question, is she hot or not? Ah, yes. It's all coming up on today's edition of Dave and Chuck the Freak.
0:56.6	Ugh.
0:57.3	What's wrong? You had candy for breakfast again, didn't you? It's not a problem, Dave. It's a lifestyle. Look at you. You're a mess. I've got a better way to start your day and satisfy that sweet tooth. Go on. Cotton candy and fruity rainbow five-hour energy shots.
1:11.0	All that nostalgic candy-style flavor, zero sugar.
1:14.0	Zero sugar? go on. Cotton candy and fruity rainbow five-hour energy shots.
1:12.5	All that nostalgic candy-style flavor, zero sugar. Zero sugar?
1:15.0	Yeah, a portable two-ounce shot
1:16.5	with a tasty caffeine kick.
1:18.4	So I get the sweet flavor without actually eating
1:20.6	candy. Exactly. Thanks, Dave.
1:22.7	I'm going to grab some on my way home from getting my
1:24.6	dinner cake. Oh, you're hopeless.
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