Trying Consistency
Absolutely Not
Dear Media
4.9 • 14K Ratings
🗓️ 15 April 2026
⏱️ 61 minutes
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Summary
On this episode, Heather is down in the basement and going through a lot right now. Her fat kneecap is fat, but a visit to the Dr.’s office leads to hearing a missing puzzle piece about her Dad. She also chats about the Buff City Soap mafia coming for her. We hear voicemails from one of our Love on the Spectrum favorites, a mom debating about using her kid on TikTok and a royal family hater.
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| 0:00.0 | The following podcast is a Dear Media production. |
| 0:06.4 | Welcome to the Absolutely Not podcast, where we do the most and the least at this same damn time. |
| 0:12.6 | I'm your host, Heather McMahon. I want to start a fire. |
| 0:33.6 | Hello, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to another episode of the Absolutely Not podcast. |
| 0:35.0 | I'm your host, Heather McMahon. |
| 0:36.2 | How are you? |
| 0:37.1 | Hope you are having a gorgeous week. I'm sitting host, Heather McMahon. How are you? Hope you are having a gorgeous |
| 0:38.6 | week. I'm sitting here in my master's green sweater, excited for a week of golf, and I'm very casual |
| 0:45.9 | on the bottom, professional on the top, casual on the bottom. Get a nice pair of bike shorts on that are |
| 0:50.8 | just hugging the cooch. And I've got a sleeve, an ice sleeve, if you will, |
| 0:57.1 | over the right knee. So if you were, if I were to stand up from my desk right now, I would look |
| 1:02.0 | very much, very, very similar to a female wrestler because I feel like every wrestler |
| 1:07.6 | ends up having some sort of knee problem and that's where I'm at. Your girl is at |
| 1:13.6 | knee problem and I know you're probably a little miffed going Heather what else is new? What on you? |
| 1:20.7 | What kind of ailment are you going to have this week? What on you hurts? And I just want to say something |
| 1:25.4 | right now for the negativity that I feel |
| 1:28.4 | seething through the interwebs as you listen to this. I'm doing the best I can, bitch. |
| 1:36.6 | On my health and wellness journey have desperately been trying to be consistent. A word that I don't |
| 1:42.3 | know. Unless it comes to work, I don't understand consistency. |
| 1:46.6 | It is hard for me. I'm never in the same place at any time. I am constantly in different cities on the road, |
| 1:52.0 | doing different things. I don't have a regular schedule. I am not a creature of habit, so I'm trying to be |
| 1:59.4 | consistent. Well, what happens when you're consistent |
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