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Welcome to the Absolutely Not podcast, where we do the most and the least at this same damn time.

I'm your host, Heather McMahon. I want a side of fire.

Hello, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to another episode of the Absolutely not podcast.

I know that you've been just waiting on the edge of your seat, really, to hear about the full

master's golf tournament rundown and how Ray and I scommed our way back in to the golf world.

So not only have we come back with the vengeance, but we are ready to tell our side of the story.

So here it is, without further ado,

Master Scammers, part due.

I feel like the Avengers.

Like, we came back fighting.

We came back fighting.

Yeah, for war, because we weren't invited originally.

We were not invited.

We were invited the first year and then somehow did not get re-invited.

We don't know if it was what we did at the Masters, even though we were on our best behavior last year.

First of all, we did nothing but promote it. I would say, lifted up on the wings of an angel.

Yeah, we brought eyes to that thing that were never on it before.

Yeah, my audience is not necessarily golf gals. And now they are. So the fact that I tapped into a market that was an untapped market before, you know, it was basically like finding a geyser in the middle of the woods. You're welcome. Honestly, you're welcome because there's nobody that spends more money than white women. And you brought them to the masters. I brought them to the masters. And I ran into a lot of those gals in the merch tent where we all blacked out and spent thousands of dollars in like 10 minutes. It was Black Friday. I felt like I was at Black Friday again. And I walked in saying, I'm only buying two hats. I'm only buying two hats, one for a friend and one for my mom. And I walked out hundreds of dollars later. Can you explain, though? Like, explain the merch booth at the masters for people who don't understand exactly what it's like. Well, it's gorgeous. It's like actually being in a fancy Tommy Bahama. Yeah. Without the smell.

Without the intense Tommy Bahama smell. But that's what it's like, like the wood, the shiplap, the whole look of it all. Aesthetics is, I'd say, 15 out of 10. Correct. And then they have you in these like lines, zigzag lines like I'm waiting for the next Harry Potter book to drop. Yes. And then they hold you and they let in groups at a time.

And it's a rush.

The anticipation builds up because as you're walking in and you're in the zigzag lines in these cues, you can just smell like the old money. You know what I mean? And we're all feigning because they don't let you bring in any drinks. They don't let people smoke in that line. And they just take away all everything. And you don't have your cell phone on you. So you don't have anything to like preoccupy yourself.

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