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Absolutely Not

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4.9 • 13.6K Ratings

🗓️ 11 September 2025

⏱️ 48 minutes

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On this episode, Heather is coming to you from her hotel room in LA. She chats about her shows this past weekend in Omaha and Denver as well as the exciting week ahead where she will be back working with E! on the EMMY’s red carpet. She dives into your voicemails from fans in the front row, to buying an international home and whether your nail lady has your back.

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0:00.0	The following podcast is a Dear Media production.
0:07.6	Welcome to the Absolutely Not podcast, where we do the most and the least at this same damn time.
0:13.8	I'm your host, Heather McMahon.
0:19.3	Hello, ladies and gentlemen and welcome to another episode of the absolutely not podcast.
0:28.1	I'm your host, Heather McBan.
0:29.2	How are you?
0:30.6	We're here in Los Angeles at the One Hotel.
0:33.4	You know, the One Hotel always treats us right.
0:35.9	And I don't know if I'm supposed to tell you where I stay, but I am. I love the one. A little earthy, a little eco-friendly, just a great overall place. Really love this hotel. Shout out to the one. But we're here. We're here for the Emmys. I appreciate you guys being patient with us for the delay in this week's episode, but we have been nonstop, absolutely burning the
0:57.4	candle at both ends since we got into town. But let's recap from last weekend. Had two amazing shows,
1:03.4	went from Omaha, Nebraska to Denver, Colorado. And let me tell you something right now. That
1:08.5	mile high city is no fucking joke.
1:16.1	I was backstage getting ready, putting on my makeup, and I was like, do I have the flu?
1:17.1	What has happened?
1:19.5	And I realized it was the altitude.
1:21.2	The altitude will take you down.
1:23.7	Okay, you thought Scarlett was taking a tumble in Memphis, bitch.
1:26.3	She almost took a tumble on the stage in Denver.
1:28.2	I mean, the air's thin, but it's also thick. Riddle me that one. Riddle me that. But we had such a fun time.
1:36.1	Omaha was incredible. We met a woman on the front row who runs a Nebraska
1:41.3	modeling agency.
1:46.0	And she said that the gradual step up of success would be you start in Nebraska,
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