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Absolutely Not

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4.9 • 13.6K Ratings

🗓️ 5 October 2022

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast - Heather hits the hotline to answer questions like " Why Kentucky" and " How do I stop scrolling the internet for my ex's"? The fact that folks come to Heather for actual advice is alarming but dammit she's hitting the advice line HARD. Heather also has a guided meditation for anyone over 30 who is feeling the weight of the world.

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0:00.0	The following podcast is a deer media production.
0:03.3	Fall is coming.
0:04.3	The leaves are just trickling down the trees.
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0:34.6	first box.
0:39.6	Welcome to the absolutely not podcast where we do the most in the least at the
0:44.3	same damn time.
0:45.5	I'm your host Heather McMahon.
0:52.0	Hello, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to another episode of the
0:55.3	absolutely not podcast.
0:57.4	I'm your host, Heather McMahon.
0:58.7	How the hell are you?
1:00.2	Hope you're doing well.
1:01.5	God is good.
1:02.5	Happy Wednesday.
1:04.2	You know, happy, happy fall.
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