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4.9 • 13.6K Ratings

🗓️ 28 September 2022

⏱️ 77 minutes

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Summary

On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather is back from her trip to Detroit with a new respect for the thin women of Michigan and the attitude of the TSA precheck staff. She hits the hotline and asks the age old questions like "Why dont Boomers drink water?" to "Do people in Charleston have pubic hair?"

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0:00.0	The following podcast is a deer media production.
0:06.6	Welcome to the Absolutely Not Podcast, where we do the most in the least at the same damn time.
0:12.4	I'm your host Heather McMahon.
0:19.6	Hello ladies and gentlemen and welcome to another episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast.
0:25.2	I'm your host Heather McMahon.
0:26.4	I want to give a first and foremost big shout out to two dedicated listeners, my dear friend Mary
0:33.5	Beth and my friend Cammy.
0:36.8	Both friends equally listen to this podcast as much as I record it.
0:42.8	And I don't think they're getting the credit for being real friends as good of friends as they are.
0:50.1	So Cammy Miller, Mary Beth Call, I want you to know.
0:53.3	No, thank you for listening to my bullshit.
0:58.5	Okay.
0:59.6	Now that that personal shout outs out the way.
1:02.7	Welcome to the podcast.
1:04.0	We are doing a lot today.
1:05.5	I want to say right out the gate, no Kentucky Derby puns intended.
1:10.9	I want to say thank you guys so much for all the love.
1:13.2	You know, we announced yesterday that we're going to do the special in Lexington,
1:16.3	Kentucky.
1:17.4	The tickets flew off the shelf and I'm just so grateful.
1:20.2	I really, really cannot thank all enough.
1:23.6	And I hope you know, it really comes from a genuine place.
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