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Absolutely Not

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4.9 • 13.6K Ratings

🗓️ 12 October 2022

⏱️ 84 minutes

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Summary

On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast Heather recounts a scary moment from Trader Joes, how her life flashed before her eyes and why she was mad at Robin. She also hits the Absolutely Not Line- We've got grown men sucking on hard candy while they sleep, children getting tattoos, Ole Randy shits the bed and more!

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0:00.0	The following podcast is a deer media production.
0:03.0	Oh!
0:05.0	Oh!
0:06.0	Welcome to the Absolutely Not Podcast,
0:09.0	where we do the most in the least at the same damn time.
0:12.0	I'm your host, Heather McMahon.
0:14.0	I'm with you now, I want to satisfy you.
0:20.0	Hello ladies and gentlemen and welcome to another episode of the
0:23.0	Absolutely Not Podcast.
0:25.0	I'm your host, Heather McMahon.
0:27.0	How the hell are ya?
0:29.0	I hope everyone's having a wonderful week.
0:31.0	I'm gonna dive right into it.
0:32.0	I just had the scare of my life.
0:34.0	I was walking out of Trader Joe's
0:37.0	and I left my mom and rigs in the car.
0:40.0	I wasn't in there more than six and a half minutes.
0:45.0	You know, because when I go into Trader Joe's or the grocery store,
0:48.0	I don't do that thing that our parents did to us.
0:50.0	Where they said, I'll be right back and it's four and a half days later.
0:54.0	You've grown a beard and the car is a child.
0:58.0	You're starving, you're thirsty.
	...

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