Trump orders the wall painted black to make it hotter and harder to climb | 8.21.25

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4.8 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 21 August 2025

⏱️ 46 minutes

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0:00.0	Hey, Anna, I've got a new secret weapon for print.
0:02.2	Print?
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0:04.0	That's not a secret.
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0:24.5	Right now, yeah.
0:58.6	No. macho man Randy Savage. And this is hard factor. And there is no one that does it better right now. Yeah. Nobody does it better. I ain't repeating myself. Go ahead. Tell me something right now. Yeah. And I'm living in a nightmare. And I'm not a racist. And I'm always chilling. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh! Hey! The D. I'm always too, oh yeah. Good morning and welcome.
1:01.1	Episode 1777.
1:04.5	A lot of sevens there of hard factor.
1:08.0	It is Thursday, August 21st, 2025.
1:13.7	Thank you for cheating on the news with us, 80-ish percent accuracy guaranteed on this podcast.
1:20.7	Patreon.com slash hard factor if you need more hard factor today, Pat is up first. We got Pat.
1:27.3	Oh, well, if you're a teacher and for some reason you have to move to Oklahoma from New York or California, I don't know, for like
1:28.6	your husband's job or your wife's job or something, you might want to, you might want to turn
1:34.7	on Fox News, okay? Because there will be a test. And if you fail, because of your liberal,
1:42.9	leftist, woke ideology, you're not getting hired. You know, going to beef up on Jesus. You might want to beef up on Jesus and Fox News in general if you're moving to Oklahoma. That's all they got is Jesus, Fox News, and wind. And then some cows. And football. That's Oklahoma. Right. They got the Sooners, the Gooners, the Gooners, the Gooners Sooners.
2:02.9	And then Wes, you're on deck.
2:04.9	What do you got?
2:06.6	Speaking of Fox News, I got a little wall update for you.
2:10.4	What's going on with the wall?
2:12.2	The wall's back.
2:13.3	Big beautiful wall.
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