Castrations, Cracker Barrel, and Dating Ugos | 8.22.25

Hard Factor

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4.8 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 22 August 2025

⏱️ 51 minutes

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0:00.0	What it is!
0:01.0	This is a macho man Randy Savage.
0:03.0	And this is hard factor.
0:05.0	And there is no one that does it better right now, yeah.
0:09.0	Nobody does it better.
0:11.0	I ain't repeating myself.
0:12.0	Go ahead, tell me something right now.
0:14.0	Yeah, and I'm living on nightmare.
0:17.0	And I'm not a racist, and I'm always chilling.
0:20.0	Oh yeah!, yeah! Good morning and welcome to episode 1778 of Hard Factor.
0:48.8	It is Friday. Nice. Friday. August 22nd, 2025. Thank you for cheating on the news with us, 80-ish percent accuracy. Guaranteed on this podcast, patreon.com slash hard factor if you need more hard factor. Today, Mark is up first. What do you got, Mark?
1:07.1	Whoa. Well, I've got a guy who commits heinous crimes and the punishment is, uh, it fits the crimes. We'll get to it. It's, um, I never really, uh, had heard of this happening. I guess maybe it happens voluntarily sometimes and, uh, not opposed to it, but whoa.
1:30.2	Okay.
1:31.4	A unique type of punishment.
1:34.8	Yes.
1:35.9	Okay.
1:36.9	But it's good that it's happening to these people, but whoa.
1:43.7	Whoa. You know, we've covered some of the craziest
1:46.2	forms of of torture and death before
1:49.5	there was a great one in like what was it persia
1:51.9	where they put you inside the box full of shit
1:54.2	and then they like you they just had you
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