40 Year-Old Man Lodged Inside Playground Tube Slide | 8.20.25

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4.8 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 20 August 2025

⏱️ 56 minutes

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0:00.0	What it is!
0:01.0	This is a macho man Randy Savage.
0:03.0	And this is hard factor. And there is no one that does it better right now, yeah. Nobody does it better. I ain't repeating myself. Go ahead, tell me something right now. Yeah, and I'm living on nightmare. And I'm not a racist and I'm always cheering Oh yeah
0:21.2	Oh yeah
0:21.3	Oh! Good morning and welcome to episode 1776 of Hard Factor.
0:47.2	It is Wednesday, August 20th.
0:50.0	We're the people of all right, Will.
0:51.8	Hell yeah, dude.
0:52.9	1776, important number. Come and take it, right, Will. Hell yeah, dude. 1776, important number.
0:54.6	Come and take it, right, Will.
0:57.2	That's right.
0:57.6	Well, I mean, uh, the first January 6th.
1:01.0	Uh, July, the fourth.
1:03.1	Yeah, exactly.
1:03.8	Well, July 2nd, right?
1:05.8	We covered that.
1:06.4	They didn't print.
1:07.1	True.
1:07.3	July 2nd, they, we signed it.
1:09.3	But then July 4th, we announced it in the papers and so
1:11.7	that's really that's the most important part yeah that's when everybody knew yeah it was news was
1:16.2	slow back on July 2nd it was only like a hundred guys knew or a couple hundred and then July 4th
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