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Absolutely Not

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4.9 • 13.6K Ratings

🗓️ 8 December 2021

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather is fresh from her tour of the Florida and Carolina coasts. It was a wild weekend of live, laugh, lovin. Heather remembers growing up as an organic kid looking for their chemical fix. There are lots of trigger warnings in this episode from the sweaty kid in PE to a bitch not letting you drink red wine at her wedding. Buckle up and don't listen if you're easily offended.

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0:00.0	The following podcast is a deer media production.
0:06.6	Welcome to the absolutely not podcast where we do the most in the least at the same damn time.
0:12.4	I'm your host Heather McMahon.
0:18.3	Hello ladies and gentlemen and welcome to another episode of the
0:21.9	absolutely not podcast. I'm your host Heather McMahon. How the hell are you?
0:27.2	Hope you're doing fantastic. Hell man. I gotta tell you right out the gate.
0:34.0	I'm in my office and there is some sort of it's I'm not trying to throw any particular brand
0:40.9	of air freshener out the at the window but there is some sort of
0:44.8	glee plug-in or some shit that has been plugged in my office. Yo my eyebrows aren't fucking fire.
0:52.5	Okay. I got a headache from I don't know if the smell is lilac,
0:58.3	p&e, honey suckle, it's some sort of sweet pegonia.
1:04.0	I mean my eyes are on fire. Holy shit.
1:09.6	They open two windows and it's 30 degrees outside.
1:14.7	I hate it. I hate it. I like a light diffuser. You know what I mean? A sensible smell.
1:20.3	Oh, anybody used to okay, remember in college. I mean, I went to school in Oxford, Mississippi.
1:26.8	We would go to this incense store which was very bizarre. Like you know, they're only in
1:32.4	college towns, especially like Asheville, North Carolina, somewhere in Oregon. We had this
1:38.8	fucking hippie-dippy incense store where you would go get the little sticks of it at everybody,
1:47.8	every like SAE. You'd go to their house, the off campus house. You know what I mean?
1:53.2	Not the fraternity house, but you go to their house and some guy named like Warren and Warren
1:58.0	was has nearly burned down his off campus house 65 times because of the incense. But you'd walk
2:04.8	in there and it would smell like dank weed and patchouly. It's that it's that level. And if you
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