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Absolutely Not

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4.9 • 13.6K Ratings

🗓️ 1 December 2021

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, we're having a post-thanksgiving bitch fest because everyone has been forced into unwanted family-time and now we're all chain-smoking near the garage. IT'S A MESS. It's time to reboot bitches, and take some time for yourself-because if we don't, we won't make it out of the holiday's alive!

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0:00.0	The following podcast is a deer media production.
0:06.5	Welcome to the Absolutely Not Podcast, where we do the most in the least at this same damn time.
0:12.4	I'm your host Heather McMan.
0:17.4	Hello ladies and gentlemen and welcome to another episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast.
0:22.8	I'm your host Heather McMan. How are you?
0:25.6	Hope you're doing well.
0:26.8	Hope you're recovering from a forced holiday with extended family.
0:31.2	Thank you. Can't fucking stand.
0:33.3	The real to get into the voicemails today.
0:36.1	I had you call in over the weekend to the hotline.
0:40.0	I got to be honest with you.
0:41.6	The episodes where I get into the voicemails, it's very time consuming,
0:45.7	but they're always my favorite because I like hearing what you've been through.
0:49.0	Makes me slightly feel better about my life and what I've been going through.
0:53.1	But truly, I just adore hearing from you and I love hearing the shenanigans you've gotten yourself into.
0:59.9	As always, you can call into the hotline 800-213-7503.
1:04.8	It's the Absolutely Not line.
1:06.7	Let me know what you're going through this holiday season.
1:09.2	You know, we got a couple more weeks left in the year.
1:11.5	And it's a dead ass fucking sprint.
1:13.2	It is a 400 yard 50 meter sprint.
1:18.4	I'm never been good with distance.
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