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Absolutely Not

Robin's Youth Detention Center

Absolutely Not

Dear Media

Callin, Humor, Aperol, Arts, Comedian, Entertainment, Advice, Personal572339, Funny, Instagram, Hotline, Female, Comedy, Heathermcmahon

4.913.6K Ratings

🗓️ 10 December 2021

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

In this special bonus episode, Robin joins Heather to discuss her goals for 2022 and why she should be running a youth detention center. On the voicemails we are talking bad wedding guests, kissin' cousins and unfortunate tattoos. The holidays are upon us and the Absolutely Not's are more unhinged than ever!

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0:00.0

The following podcast is a DR Media production.

0:06.6

Welcome to the Absolutely Not Podcast, where we do the most in the least at the same damn time.

0:12.4

I'm your host Heather McMahon.

0:17.4

Hello ladies and gentlemen and welcome to another episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast.

0:22.2

And a little bonus episode for you this week.

0:24.3

You're right, Merry Christmas, I got you baby.

0:26.7

So thrilled to be getting into the voicemails.

0:29.3

I mean, I figured this is no better time than now to really get into what you guys

0:34.6

are going through yourselves.

0:35.9

Let me be the guiding light.

0:38.1

Let me give you some words of wisdom, some positive affirmations going into this holiday season.

0:43.6

It's there wrapping up the end of the year.

0:45.4

I know everyone is feeling the heat, feeling stressed, a mixed bag of emotions.

0:50.6

The holidays are a mixed bag of emotions for me personally.

0:53.6

I always just get in a funk at the end of the year, but that's okay because we're all in this

0:57.8

together. Can we take the hotline as always guys, you know, you can call it 800 213 7503.

1:05.6

Listen, I'm fresh off my shows this past weekend in Pensacola in Charleston.

1:09.9

And there's somebody who wanted to come say thank you for all the wonderful birthday wishes.

1:14.0

Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome to the podcast my mom, Rob and McMahon.

1:17.4

Hi everyone and I definitely wanted to say thank you and it was such a surprise that

1:22.8

have a drug me out on the stage and you all saying happy birthday. I've never had a big party like

1:29.1

that ever. That was like so much fun. That was so amazing. We got some great footage from out in

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