Tried Green Tomatoes

Judge John Hodgman

Jesse Thorn

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4.8 • 7.7K Ratings

🗓️ 4 December 2019

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Summary

This week, Tried Green Tomatoes. Michael files suit against his friend and neighbor Sam. Michael is growing tomatoes on their shared rooftop and wants Sam to go onto the roof to admire his plants. Sam thinks he should never have to set foot on the roof. Who’s right? Who’s wrong? Only one can decide! Thank you to Daniel Herrera for naming this week’s case! To suggest a title for a future episode, follow Judge John Hodgman on Facebook. We regularly put out a call for submissions. — SUBSCRIBE TO THIS PODCAST in APPLE PODCASTS or the RSS FEED

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0:00.0	Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman Podcast.
0:03.8	I'm Bail of Jesse Thorn.
0:05.2	This week, tried green tomatoes.
0:08.4	Michael files suit against his friend and neighbor Sam.
0:12.2	Michael is growing tomatoes on their shared rooftop and wants Sam to go onto the roof to
0:17.3	admire his plants.
0:19.0	Sam thinks he should never have to set foot on the roof.
0:22.8	Who's right?
0:23.8	Who's wrong?
0:24.8	Only one can decide.
0:25.8	Please rise.
0:26.8	John Hodgman enters the courtroom and presents an obscure cultural reference.
0:32.5	Another good cake to eat plain with coffee or frosted with a covering of cream cheese and
0:37.3	powdered sugar and a little rum, if possible, is...
0:41.3	Cake name redacted.
0:43.4	This is a pleasant cake, which keeps well and puzzles people who ask what kind it is.
0:49.4	Bail of Jesse Thorn.
0:51.4	You may swear to the men.
0:52.9	Michael and Sam, please rise and raise your right hand.
0:55.6	Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help you
0:58.6	God or whatever?
0:59.6	Yes indeed.
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