Daylight Savings Crime

Judge John Hodgman

Jesse Thorn

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4.8 • 7.7K Ratings

🗓️ 27 November 2019

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

This week, Daylight Savings Crime. Kari files suit against her husband Joshua. Kari and Joshua had solar panels installed on their house in July of 2019. Since then, Joshua has been monitoring their solar production and is actively trying to make the household more energy efficient. Kari believes that Joshua’s interest in energy efficiency has gotten out of hand. Joshua would like the whole family to get on board with his energy saving goals. Guest bailiff Ify Nwadiwe from Who Shot Ya? at Maximumfun.org and Nerdificent Podcast fills in for Jesse Thorn. You can follow him on twitter @IfyNwadiwe, and send him DIY film fest recommendations. Thank you to Neil Pogorelsky for naming this week’s case! To suggest a title for a future episode, follow Judge John Hodgman on Facebook. We regularly put out a call for submissions. — SUBSCRIBE TO THIS PODCAST in APPLE PODCASTS or the RSS FEED

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0:00.0	Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman podcast.
0:04.0	I'm Guest Bay Lift if you want to away from who shot you on MaximumFun.org.
0:08.0	This week, Daylight Savings Crime.
0:10.4	Carrie files suit against her husband Joshua.
0:12.8	Carrie and Joshua had solar panels installed on their house in July of 2019.
0:18.4	Since then, Joshua has been monitoring their solar production and is actively trying to
0:22.6	make the household more energy efficient.
0:25.4	Carrie believes that Joshua's interest in energy efficiency has gotten out of hand.
0:29.5	Joshua would like the whole family to get on board with his energy saving school.
0:33.1	Who's right? Who's wrong? Only one can decide.
0:36.1	Please rise as Judge John Hodgman enters the courtroom and presents an obscure cultural reference.
0:42.7	Our people, Bruce, you laugh at them.
0:45.6	They can do this and you laugh.
0:48.6	They can split the very fabric of reality.
0:51.0	Blast 100,000 tons of sand into the sky.
0:55.6	They are tiny and stupid and vicious, but please listen to them.
0:59.5	Please, I am slow and dying.
1:02.5	I need only reach the sun.
1:06.2	I've always loved you, though I was born a galaxy away.
1:10.1	I have always served you the same power.
1:12.6	The sun's power fuels us both.
1:15.1	You hold it here. You store it.
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