Reheat Offender

Judge John Hodgman

Jesse Thorn

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4.8 • 7.7K Ratings

🗓️ 11 December 2019

⏱️ 43 minutes

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This week, Reheat Offender. Brandy files suit against her husband Shaun. Brandy believes leftovers should be consumed in a particular order. Shaun doesn’t always want to eat the leftovers according to Brandy’s schedule. Who’s right? Who’s wrong? Only one can decide! Thank you to Jon Porobil for naming this week’s case! To suggest a title for a future episode, follow Judge John Hodgman on Facebook. We regularly put out a call for submissions. — SUBSCRIBE TO THIS PODCAST in APPLE PODCASTS or the RSS FEED

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0:00.0	Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman podcast. I'm Bail of Jesse Thorn. This week, reheat
0:07.1	a fender, Brandy files suit against her husband Sean. Brandy believes leftovers should be
0:12.5	consumed in a particular order. Sean doesn't always want to eat the leftovers according
0:17.5	to Brandy's schedule. Who's right? Who's wrong? Only one can decide. Please rise as Judge
0:23.4	John Hodgman enters the courtroom and presents an obscure cultural reference.
0:28.6	I've walked across the surface of the sun. I have witnessed events so tiny and so fast
0:35.3	they could hardly be said to have occurred at all, but you, you're just a podcaster.
0:40.8	The world's smartest internet judge poses no more threat to me than does its smartest termite.
0:48.1	Bail of Jesse Thorn, please swear them in. Brandy and Sean, please rise and raise your right
0:53.1	hands. Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth,
0:57.0	so help you God or whatever? I do. I do. Do you swear to abide by Judge John Hodgman's ruling
1:05.2	despite the fact that he uses leftovers in his baths? Yes. Yes. What? Yeah, it's good for the skin.
1:16.0	What specific leftovers am I using in the bath? Meatloaf. One of those things that gets better
1:20.8	the next day. Yeah, that's why you're so vibrant, John. Let me just get out of my chili hot tub first.
1:26.4	There we go. The flavor is really mellow after a night in the fridge. You know what I mean?
1:31.7	Like it's not as spicy as mellows. Yeah, I mean, I think this chili hot tub really answers the
1:36.3	question of whether chili should have beans or not. I mean, it's the meat, the fats from the meat
1:42.1	that really give you that glow. And also, of course, chili being a super astute was the subject of
1:48.1	the very first Judge John Hodgman case back when it was on Jordan Jesse Goh, and I can definitively
1:53.9	say now it is a stew and I'm steeping in it. Okay. Brandy and Sean, you may be seated for an
2:00.2	immediate summary judgment. And one of your favorites can either of you name the piece of culture
2:04.0	that I referenced as I entered the courtroom. Brandy, you guess first. I have no idea the one I
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