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Welcome to the Absolutely Not Podcast, where we do the most in the least at the same damn time.

I'm your host Heather McMahon.

Hello ladies and gentlemen and welcome to another episode of the

Absolutely Not Podcast. I'm your host Heather McMahon, how the hell are you?

Come in an awful wonderful weekend of fabulous shows, really truly doing the most.

We hit Salt Lake City, we had Phoenix, we had Sacramento, and feel richly blessed.

The show's been going amazing. We're having a great time. I'm just we're cooking with gas.

We're on all cylinders, you know, it's again, Tokyo drifting straight into the summer.

And that's what I'm all about. Listen though, a lot of wild things happen this weekend.

We saw some crimes happen. We saw a lot of people with necktats. We had to escape a hotel.

And I feel like there's only one person who could really bring it on home and exactly

corroborate my stories, if you will. And that's the latest, the greatest. That's a Christina

Tompkins. Please welcome to the studio, Tina with the Wina. She's back with snacks,

and also these snacks are delicious. Yeah, these are great. Shout out to Barbara's Buffalo Ranch

cheese puffs made with real-age cheddar cheese, not a sponsor of the podcast, but certified gluten-free

and zippy and zangy. Yeah, they're good. We needed those on our five-hour flight in

main cabin yesterday. I'll tell you what, God has kept his humble recently. For sure.

We don't know what's going on with the airlines. You know, Tina's my road dog. She sings

in the show. She's so incredibly talented. One of my oldest friends. And Tina and I really,

we've had high highs and low lows together. Yes, we've definitely had the lowest of the low.

What comes to mind is, you know, ninth avenue at five o'clock in the morning after you slate

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