No Reservations
Absolutely Not
Dear Media
4.9 • 13.6K Ratings
🗓️ 4 May 2022
⏱️ 70 minutes
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Summary
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast - Heather is back in the LA studios fresh from a midwest weekend on tour. She's working, but apparently not enough to save her from being humbled in a burger joint by general manager who takes his job REAL serious.
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| 0:00.0 | The following podcast is a dear media production. |
| 0:06.5 | Welcome to the Absolutely Not podcast, where we do the most in the least at the same damn time. |
| 0:12.4 | I'm your host Heather McMahon. |
| 0:18.8 | Hello ladies and gentlemen and welcome to another episode of the Absolutely Not podcast. |
| 0:23.4 | I'm your host Heather McMahon, how the hell are ya? |
| 0:26.0 | I'm good. I'm good. Thanks for asking. |
| 0:29.4 | Well nervous little um, I don't know I got in the studio and now I have a little pit in my stomach. |
| 0:35.4 | I also haven't slept a lot. We're doing a lot. |
| 0:39.3 | First and foremost, the Midwest, we crushed this weekend. |
| 0:42.3 | Big shout out to everybody from Chicago and Milwaukee. |
| 0:45.9 | What an amazing weekend. So much to unpack. |
| 0:49.5 | It was so much fun. |
| 0:52.6 | I had so much fun performing to be able to do this and be on the road and meet you guys and |
| 0:58.8 | you know do jokes at the Chicago theater and the Riverside theater in Milwaukee. |
| 1:03.5 | It was just a dream come true. |
| 1:04.7 | Truly a dream come true. I'm so grateful. |
| 1:07.2 | Had truly one of the most historic kind of moments in my career to date playing the Chicago theater. |
| 1:11.6 | I mean, it's up there with Radio City. It's it's insane. |
| 1:14.4 | It's huge. It's historic. It's a moment and I just feel like |
| 1:20.9 | okay, how do you say this? So there's this thing that it's not in comedy. |
| 1:24.8 | It's in a lot of things like when you're in the pocket, you're in the pocket, |
| 1:27.3 | you're in the zone, you're just you dialed in, you are literally like, you know, on the back of the cat. |
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