Tour Trials & Tribulations with Andrew Collin, Raymond Padilla and Christina Tompkins
Absolutely Not
Dear Media
4.9 • 14K Ratings
🗓️ 27 May 2026
⏱️ 68 minutes
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On this episode, Heather brings the road dogs to the studio to give us all an in-depth recap of tour life. Andrew, Raymond, Christina and Heather reminisce about their favorite cities, toughest shows, the origin of Texas Tony and someone's reliance on Recticare.
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| 0:00.0 | The following podcast is a Dear Media production. |
| 0:06.4 | Welcome to the Absolutely Not podcast, where we do the most and the least at this same damn time. |
| 0:12.6 | I'm your host, Heather McMahon. I want to start a fire. |
| 0:33.8 | Hello, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to another episode, the Absolutely Not podcast. |
| 0:34.7 | This is an episode that will either make or break my tour family right now. |
| 0:39.2 | I wanted to do a gorgeous, positive recap of what it's like to be on the road with this team. |
| 0:46.6 | And already, we've been in the studio less than three and a half minutes and people are fighting. |
| 0:50.7 | So on this episode of intervention, we're here to talk to Andrew about all of his issues. But with, I, I really was looking forward to this because I love everybody who is in this room right now. But please welcome to the podcast, Andrew Collin, Christina Tompkins, Raymond Padilla, the cast and characters of the bamboozlet tour. Hi, guys. Thanks for being here. |
| 1:11.4 | Hello. I had to already put up the partition between Andrew and I because it's, otherwise, |
| 1:16.6 | the claws come out. I appreciated your guiding intro saying positive. Yeah. You're trying to set |
| 1:21.5 | the stage. I am desperately trying to set the stage. And have I, or have I not in the last |
| 1:26.5 | couple tour stops, made us all say |
| 1:28.6 | one positive thing at lunch. You have. I will say but you know remember the fish rots from the head. |
| 1:35.0 | You know what? Fire. Get me fuck out of here. In the first minute. Yeah. Fuck you. Meanwhile I cried on my last episode four minutes ago. Yeah. God, you know what? No good deed goes unpunished with this group. I do what I can to keep the wheels spinning and I'm still getting yelled at. But Andrew, speaking. You could do a better job. I could thank you. We would like to say, no one's yelling. No one's yelling. She's yelling. |
| 2:01.2 | Oh, that's right. |
| 2:01.7 | She is yelling. |
| 2:02.5 | And guess what? |
| 2:03.2 | I'm allowed to yell. |
| 2:04.2 | We all can yell then. I don't know. No. Yeah. No. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, the people's ears. First of all, I don't yell. and I think I'm really on the brink of starting to yell. |
| 2:16.1 | So everybody's settled the fuck down. |
| 2:17.8 | It's so fun to yell. |
| 2:19.4 | Tina yells all the time. |
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