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Welcome to the Absolutely Not podcast, where we do the most and the least at this same damn time.

I'm your host, Heather McMahon. I want to start a fire.

Hello, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to another episode of the absolutely not podcast.

I'm your host, Heather McMay-N.

How are you?

Happy Friday.

Welcome to the bonus episode.

These are fun. I like to sprinkle these in. You know, sometimes we do a replay of an old episode because I have so many new followers or listeners, as I should say, nowadays. So we've been

kind of like experimenting with doing some bonus episodes where we, you know, sprinkle in an old

episode that we think will really, I don't know, give a more well-rounded view of who I am, what this is and what we've been up to the last. How long has this podcast been going on? Six years, longer. I'm almost on my 400th episode. Tina's on a couch that you can't see, tinkering on the inner webs, and I'm almost on the 400th episode. So love doing these little bonuses. It's an, it's an extra part of my week that I get to giggle with you. And, hmm, hold on, let me. Mmm, it was a good ice coffee. A little ASMR for you. I apologize. I'm a little bit hoarse and I'm quite run down. And I promise

you, eventually we will do podcasts where I feel great and I feel like I've never been more

energized. But we have definitely been burning the candle at both ends. And this weekend, I had a

really fun, I had a really fun experience. You know, I was up in West Chester, the best Chester,

where my honey, Jeffrey Daniels, is from. And his gorgeous sister, my sister-in-law, Jess, had a wonderful wedding. Congratulations to Jess and Jeziel. Jazzy is a new member of the family. We're thrilled to have him. He is so great and so funny. So I feel very blessed that we, the family is expanding and had a great time. They put on a beautiful wedding. It was fantastic to see all of Jess's friends and all the crazy cousins. So that was a really, really fun time. And, you know, I was there. I was there. And that's what matters. Okay. Anywho, oh, I got a Westchester blowout. Let's talk about that. So, you know, obviously I'm a Southern Bell. I'm from the South. I love a Southern blowout. And I don't mean like, you know, when I say blowout, I mean hair blowout. Okay. Get your mind out of the gutter. There's nothing better than the higher the hair, the closer to God. But I went to Solet salon.

Oh, sorry, Salon Lolae in Rye, New York.

And my Tina's mom has been running the show there for a minute.

And sweet Nancy, who owns a salon, gave me one of the best blowouts I've ever had.

When I say that this woman had 16 different aluminum, like metal, round brushes in my head at one point, and then when she pulled them out, it was a perfect curly tendril.

There was never breakage.

I was so absolutely, truly, blown away with the blowout.

And, I mean, it was just, it was perfect.

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