Torch Reform

Judge John Hodgman

Jesse Thorn

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4.8 • 7.9K Ratings

🗓️ 28 November 2018

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

Spike brings the case against his wife, Ellie. Spike would like a kitchen blow torch but Ellie thinks it’s too dangerous! Who's right? Who's wrong? Thank you to Mike McDavid for naming this week's case! To suggest a title for a future episode, like Judge John Hodgman on Facebook. We regularly put out a call for submissions.

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0:00.0	Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman podcast.
0:04.6	I'm Dale of Jesse Thorn.
0:06.3	This week, Torch Reformed.
0:08.6	Spike brings the case against his wife, Ellie.
0:11.2	Spike would like a kitchen blow torch.
0:13.7	Ellie thinks it's too dangerous.
0:16.1	Who's right?
0:17.1	Who's wrong?
0:18.1	Only one man can decide.
0:19.8	Please rise as Judge John Hodgman enters the courtroom and presents an obscure cultural
0:25.0	reference.
0:27.1	In Greek myth, Prometheus stole fire from the gods and gave it to humankind.
0:33.7	The jewelry he kept for himself.
0:36.7	Dale of Jesse Thorn, swear them in.
0:38.2	Please rise and raise your right hand.
0:40.5	Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help you
0:44.8	God or whatever?
0:46.4	I do.
0:47.4	I do.
0:48.4	Do you swear to abide by Judge John Hodgman's ruling, despite the fact that he doesn't need
0:52.0	a torch to never mind?
0:54.2	I do.
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