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Judge John Hodgman

Pizza is a Gift

Judge John Hodgman

Jesse Thorn

Judge, Information, Show, Comedy, Justice, Kids & Family, Society & Culture, John Hodgman, Pc, Relationships, Jesse Thorn, John Hodgeman, More, Knowledge, Mac, World

4.87.9K Ratings

🗓️ 21 November 2018

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Summary

Judge John Hodgman and Bailiff Jesse Thorn are in chambers this week so they can clear the docket! They talk about door knocking vs handle jiggling, food storage, family dinner time, eating on public transit, sock folding, and ideal sleeping arrangements!

Transcript

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0:00.0

BANG!

0:01.6

Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman podcast.

0:03.9

I'm Bailiff Jesse Thorn,

0:05.4

we're in chambers this week clearing the docket.

0:08.9

With me, as always,

0:11.7

the ninth wonder of the world, Judge John Hodgman.

0:14.7

Ninth wonder of the world, Jesse.

0:16.2

There's the regular seven.

0:17.5

Right, and then the eighth is...

0:19.4

James Brown.

0:20.4

Right, of course.

0:22.6

I was gonna say, Pebble Ice.

0:24.0

Yeah, well, I mean, they're sort of like...

0:27.5

They sort of share the distinction.

0:29.4

Yeah, I would put James Brown, then Pebble Ice,

0:32.2

and then my wonderful family.

0:36.8

Right, so...

0:39.1

The hanging gardens, the library in Alexandria,

0:42.6

the Hodgman family.

0:43.9

The Hodgman family, not including me.

0:47.2

Then, you know what, I put next,

0:49.2

all of the Judge John Hodgman listeners.

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