Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman podcast. I'm Baylor F. Jessie Thorn. We're in chambers

this week and we are clearing the docket. With me, as always, Judge Brother No. 1, Judge

John Hodgman.

AKA a little docket because I love to clear that docket. Those are you don't remember

when I did this before. Tim Meadows, one of the great deadpan comedians of all time, did

a thing on Sarah and I live years ago where he was claiming on weekend update in an interview

that he was a huge fan of hockey, which the joke being that he is an African American person

and hockey is a pretty Caucasian Canadian sport. And he said, of course I love hockey. That's

why they call me little hockey. I've just loved that nickname ever since. Tim Meadows,

I've had the pleasure of meeting him once or twice. Truly one of the great talents. All right,

here we are. We've got a lot of justice that's stacked up. These are things that for various

reasons are best handled without the litigants interrupting us. And Jessie's going to start

by reading one of them and then I'm going to judge this person. So why don't we do it?

After something from Estelle, I promised my 13 year old son I would submit this and adhere

to your ruling. I believe that as the adult a tired old woman, I should have the armrest

on the couch. That way I can lean against it and wonder why I ever thought I could handle

being an adult. My son, an able bodied young male, believes that he deserves that spot

because it offers the best view of the TV. It can't argue with that logic. He also says

that he should conserve his strength because he'll live longer than me and he wants energy

left over. Our TV is 70 inches and on a full swivel mount, holy cow. Wow, all right. That's

like a power forward. So I don't buy the viewing angle argument and he dances and jumps

and climbs walls all day. So I don't think he's at risk of running out of energy. I think

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