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Welcome to the Absolutely Not Podcast, where we do the most in the least at the same damn time.

I'm your host Heather McMan.

Hello ladies and gentlemen, welcome to another episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast.

I'm your host Heather McMan. How the hell we doing?

Well, I'll tell you what, my roots are thick, my neck is thicker, and I sweat through my shirt today.

So that's where I'm at. The Georgia Heat is rolling in and it gets you.

Get you like an insect bite. You know what I mean? One minute you're like, oh, I'm just

sitting out here on a patio. Cool breeze. My tie in my hand. Next thing you know, you walk inside,

you've got 65 mosquito bites, but you didn't feel them doing it. In the moment, that's the Georgia

Heat Tuesday night. You got a light sweater on Wednesday morning. You wake up on the seventh layer

of the sun. You're like, what the hell? It's so fucking hot. We're in it. It's summer baby. We are

doing it. We're in it. And everybody just buckle up. Get your mega bay bow. You know, Google on Amazon,

figure out cool, cooling packs. Get some ice chips, put them in your bra. It's fucking hot.

And it's not that dry heat. It's that wet, wet humid heat. You've got to eczema. Be prepared for a flare

up. You got to watch your carbon sugar intake around these time, around this time of year.

Because if you get out there with the moisture from the humidity and on top of that,

you've got the, you know, the sugar and all that extra yeast from your daily croissant coming

out of your pores. Forget it. You're fucked. Anyways, just giving you all heads up. Medical heads up.

It's how to shit. And the worst part is my anxiety is a little bit through the roof right now.

I'm supposed to start these, these shots again. And I'm very much so trying to talk myself out of it.

I was supposed to pick up the shots on Friday. They didn't have it ready. Whenever they're today,

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