Island Lyfe Featuring Surprise Guest, Chris Ketner
Absolutely Not
Dear Media
4.9 • 13.6K Ratings
🗓️ 20 May 2021
⏱️ 56 minutes
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Summary
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather recaps her girls weekend that felt like camp on a secret island. She has returned, sunburned, raspy and puffier than ever. Just as she is getting into the real meat of what happened this weekend, Chris Ketner jumps in the studio for an update on life in NYC and when is the tour happening.. and just wait, he's a vegan and wont shut up about it!
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| 0:00.0 | The following podcast is a deer media production. |
| 0:06.7 | Welcome to the Absolutely Not Podcast, where we do the most in the least at the same damn time. |
| 0:12.4 | I'm your host Heather McMahon. |
| 0:17.8 | Hello ladies and gentlemen and welcome to another episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast. |
| 0:23.1 | I'm your host Heather McMahon. Hold on. Let me get my little ear buds on. |
| 0:26.9 | My headphones. Hello. Now we're cooking with gas. How's everyone doing? |
| 0:32.8 | I hope you're well. I am unwell. I just got back from scary island. If you know that |
| 0:37.8 | reference from the Real House of New York, go to sleep. Go to sleep. |
| 0:43.3 | When Bethany Frankl yelled at Kelly Benzimone, pretty much the greatest moment in television ever. |
| 0:50.0 | Sorry I'm extra raspy. We're going to get into all my health and wellness ailments because I know |
| 0:54.8 | y'all love to be WebMD for me. I'll give you a lowdown on what happened this past weekend. |
| 0:59.2 | I'm sorry this episode is coming out 24 hours late. Sometimes Mama also needs to just |
| 1:07.2 | cool her jets too. I took my podcast recording equipment to the islands and then I realized I |
| 1:13.4 | didn't pack microphones. There's no way to actually record anything even though I thought I was |
| 1:18.8 | fully prepared. Thank you for being patient with me this week. I love you. Let's get into it. How |
| 1:24.4 | is everyone doing? Wellness update on me. I'm unfuckin well. God, I cannot even hit that no right now. |
| 1:34.8 | You know, I just got to start this off by saying as somebody who definitely needs to go on vocal |
| 1:38.9 | rest for a while, I feel bad that people were so mean to Ashley Simpson when she had her |
| 1:45.2 | nodules on her vocal cords. And I think a lot of people wanted to throw her album under the bus |
| 1:49.1 | and say she's not, you know, she's living in the shadows of Jessica, her sister who's the real |
| 1:54.4 | talent. But I just want you all to know I want to state for the record. I have had the same vocal |
| 1:59.2 | issues that Ashley Simpson has had forever. You can hear the vocal fry in my voice because I |
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