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Judge John Hodgman

Too Many Cooks Spoil the Borth

Judge John Hodgman

Jesse Thorn

Relationships, Information, John Hodgman, Justice, Society & Culture, Kids & Family, John Hodgeman, Mac, Knowledge, Pc, Comedy, Show, Jesse Thorn, Judge, World, More

4.87.9K Ratings

🗓️ 5 April 2017

⏱️ 43 minutes

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Summary

Judge John Hodgman and Bailiff Jesse Thorn are back in chambers this week to clear the docket! Guest Kurt Braunohler joins them to discuss cases regarding tacos, culture recommendations, a dispute against the Judge himself and more! Thank you to everyone who donated during the MaxFunDrive!

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0:00.0

Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman podcast. I'm Bailiff Jesse Thorn. This week we're

0:07.7

clearing the docket. How are you, Judge Hodgman?

0:10.2

I'm very good, but you know what, Jesse? I feel like we got to give the docket something

0:14.3

special this week. I agree. I feel like just as two of us is not enough.

0:19.2

Well, normally I enjoy it very much, but I just something about this week makes me want

0:22.6

to take it up at a level. If only there were a special guest who could sit in with us,

0:27.2

but unfortunately we can't have everything we want. Goodbye.

0:30.3

It seems impossible. I think we're just going to have to build withers this thing. Just

0:33.5

a two of a- wait a minute. What? Who's it? Who is that? I can't see because I'm in New York,

0:38.4

but I heard someone entered my court room. Wait, sir. Excuse me, sir. Yes.

0:42.7

Are you comedian Kurt Brown or? Yes, I was just passing through. I realize now that this

0:49.6

is a dead end. Yeah. I mean, you're one of my favorite comedians. Would you mind staying?

0:55.3

Oh, um, you know, I have a little bit of time. Sure. Sure. Is that okay with you,

1:01.5

Judge Hodgeman? If I invite comedian Kurt Brown or to stay? I would be thrilled. Kurt,

1:05.8

I am not only a fan. I dare say I'm a friend of Kurt Brown or, and I'm very happy to have you here.

1:12.8

And as you learned navigating the mouse maze that is maximum fun HQ, it all ends at a dead end

1:20.3

in the studio. That's how Jesse gets most of his guests. Yeah. It feels a little like a trap.

1:25.1

Well, I mean, there is cheese in here. So you got what you were promised. Right. Now,

1:30.4

slide down the door to interrupt Kurt and let's get this thing going. Okay. Of course, Kurt is here.

1:35.1

He's got a new special, a new album. It's called Trust Me. Just aired on Comedy Central and you

1:40.0

can grab it on the Comedy Central app and at cc.com. You can also get it on Amazon and iTunes.

1:45.6

I got it on iTunes personally and I enjoyed it very much. It's very, very funny.

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