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4.8 • 7.9K Ratings

🗓️ 12 April 2017

⏱️ 75 minutes

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"Rabius Corpus" and Swift Justice taped in front of a live audience at the Howard Theatre in Washington, DC on September 21, 2016. Plus, Ray Suarez with an expert testimony and music from the Dom Flemons Trio! Thank you to Rachel Kartch for suggesting this week's title! To suggest a title for a future episode, like Judge John Hodgman on Facebook. We regularly put out a call for submissions.

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0:00.0	Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman podcast, who me, I'm Bailiff Jesse Thorne.
0:07.8	This week's episode recorded live at the legendary Howard Theatre in Washington, DC, host
0:13.8	to some of the greatest figures in entertainment history, like Duke Ellington and us.
0:19.6	This episode, by the way, recorded before the 2016 presidential election, so keep that
0:24.1	in mind, especially when you listen to the swift justice dispute about voting.
0:28.1	Anyway, let's get to the show.
0:30.1	Tonight's case, rabious corpus.
0:41.0	Lauren brings the case against her boyfriend, Tony.
0:43.6	She'd like to get a pet raccoon, but Tony is opposed.
0:50.1	Who's right?
0:51.1	Who's wrong?
0:52.1	Only one man can decide.
0:54.2	Please rise metaphorically as Judge John Hodgman enters the courtroom.
1:09.2	Some of my favorite things to do are sleep, eat, and play.
1:15.4	I love to sleep in the cupboard above all my mama's clothes with the doors open, of course,
1:21.3	so that I can see what is going on all the time.
1:25.0	For some reason though, mama doesn't like it very much.
1:27.9	She's always muttering, you naughty little judge.
1:32.4	I sometimes like to reach down and take one of her blouses.
1:37.6	They feel so soft, and I love to play with the things that hold them.
1:43.0	They are so much fun to chew on.
1:46.0	That's why she calls me naughty, whatever that means.
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