Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears 1 Cave

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.8 • 23.2K Ratings

🗓️ 2 June 2025

⏱️ 98 minutes

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Check out the newest podcast from YMH Studios "Not A Damn Chance"! Hosted by pro skateboarder Neen Williams and Michelin-starred chef Phillip Frankland Lee https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihy5odp5G9A SPONSORS: - Make life easier by getting harder and discover your options at https://BlueChew.com! And we’ve got a special deal for our listeners: Try your first month of BlueChew FREE when you use promo code BEARS -- just pay $5 shipping. - If your revenues are at least in the seven figures, download the free e-book “Navigating Global Trade: 3 Insights for Leaders” at https://NetSuite.com/BEARS. - Sponsored by BetterHelp. Our listeners get 10% off their first month at https://betterhelp.com/bears This week on 2 Bears 1 Cave, Tim Segura and Bert Kershire are LIVE from the Barstool Chicago studio and share some stories of their latest shenanigans in the Windy City. The Bears also talk about bombing in Hawaii, jokes about slurs, fathers, women fading, whatever's going on in Bert's mouth, plus the internet hate for WNBA player Angel Reece and alleged royal Meghan Markle. The Bears are then joined by Big Cat who talks about stuff his kids are into lately and his favorite hobby aka gambling. Speaking of which, he also teaches the Bears about Dana White's infamous Tunnel of Chaos, before they pivot to the series "MobLand", and Tom shares a story about almost buying Dr. Dre's house. Bert also trash talks Tom's home base for some reason and compares us...I mean...it, to an abortion clinic or a dentist office, which, let me say is totally an exaggeration....I love working here. Enjoy the episode! 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 291 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://www.bertbertbert.com/tour https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:36 - Chicago Shenanigans 00:16:06 - Mouth Stuff 00:19:39 - Bombing Hawaii 00:29:01 - Friends 00:36:51 - Internet 00:43:28 - Women 00:49:04 - Big Words 00:59:18 - Mandela Effects 01:03:51 - Kids Stuff With Big Cat 01:12:09 - Gambling 01:20:42 - MobLand 01:24:17 - Work From Home 01:30:37 - Big Cat's Other Interests Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	I love that I started the Not a Damn chance podcast with just the nastiest story I have.
0:05.7	Part of this idea of this podcast is how you can become successful as living as just a regular human.
0:12.6	I went to culinary school, and I only went for a few months and I dropped out.
0:16.4	Look at that, kids. You can drop out of culinary school and get two Michelin starts.
0:20.6	I do what I can do so i could come
0:22.7	back do it all over again not a damn chance you see yourself somewhere take all the necessary
0:31.5	steps to get there i just don't know how to quit. That might be my superpower.
0:38.4	You can all try and stop me.
0:39.9	I hope you do.
0:42.5	Consistency was exactly what life was all about.
0:44.9	Don't be genius here and wild there.
0:47.2	There's a beautiful moment where obstacles become opportunities.
0:50.3	Messes become messages.
0:52.8	I got shot in the face
0:54.3	jail was the best thing
0:55.3	never happened to me
0:56.0	and I did put my head in a news
0:58.0	You heard 300 people dying
1:00.0	Nobody can tell me like
1:01.4	You're breaking the rules
1:02.7	You're doing this wrong
1:03.8	There's no right or wrong
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