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Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Friday, May 15th 2026 Dave and Chuck the Freak Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak

Comedy

4.62.6K Ratings

🗓️ 15 May 2026

⏱️ 199 minutes

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Summary

*Timestamps are approximate*


TIME TOPIC

0:00 Podcast intro with Dave & Chuck "The Freak"

0:01   - - - AD MARKER - - -

0:01 Alex Trebek was in the running to host Hockey Night in Canada in the 70s

0:09 A hotel guest in the Philippians found a king cobra in his toilet

0:13 Using caffeine as a Band-Aid for not getting enough sleep can make things worse

0:16 What is the best fast food sauce in America?

0:30   NEWS

0:30 Two more plane crashes

0:36 Couple with hantavirus went to a bar instead of isolating

0:38 Cruise passenger died after jumping overboard

0:42 Hides of high speed buses in California

0:44 Old guy just watches ladies at the hair salon every day

0:49 Guy ordered hundreds of pool noodles, they were delivered in individual boxes

0:59   - - - AD MARKER - - -

0:59 Jason will be off next week

1:03   CELEBRIT YDIRT

1:03 Recent Patriot draft pick got himself into trouble

1:06 NBA and NHL playoff update

1:07 NFL schedule announced, fans excited for Thanksgiving schedule

1:08 World Cup final halftime show

1:09 Montreal Grand Prix

1:17 Britney Spears was seen acting crazy in a bar

1:22 Star reveals she has 3-day orgasms

1:26 Taylor Swift is calling people personally to invite them to wedding so the date isn't leaked

1:28 Rooster became HBO's most watched comedy in 15 years

1:29 Movies and shows from the 80s that traumatized people for life

1:37   - - - AD MARKER - - -

1:37   IDIOT CRIMINAL OF THE DAY

1:37 3 stoners stole bongs without any real plan

1:46 Female prison warden accused of taking advantage of a prison inmate

1:54 Woman attacked by salon owner after she disputed the price

2:00 Store employee accuses of hiding cameras in dressing rooms

2:11 Another hidden camera found

2:14 Construction worker was catapulted out of a port-a potty

2:17 Guys are ball maxing

2:26   - - - AD MARKER - - -

2:26 Donut day at work

2:28   ASK DAVE & CHUCK "THE FREAK"

2:28 Boyfriend's stepdad made "melons" comment about her

2:32 Wife seems to be going through a mid-life crisis

2:38 Dating a new woman, she belittled him for ordering tea over coffee

2:42 Girlfriend wants to limit his jerking habits

2:52   - - - AD MARKER - - -

2:52   NEWS

2:52 Guy in hazmat suit tried to break into houses

2:56 Neighborhood where unused Waymos circle

2:59 Old lady's apartment overrun with mice

3:04   - - - AD MARKER - - -

3:04 Teen saved his brother with CPR

3:09 Guy recovered bitcoin after being locked out of crypto wallet for 10 years

3:11 Woman requested the Netflix password in the divorce

3:14   - - - AD MARKER - - -

3:14   TIMES OF INDIA

3:14 Man was catapulted into the air by winds

  END OF SHOW

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Coming up on the Friday dishes edition of Dave and Chuck the Freak, a lot of confessions and

0:04.9

discoveries on the show today. The first one being that Ryan is a bum floater. What the

0:11.0

fuck is that? I don't know. We will find out. Also, Chuck was into bedroom knife play. We should

0:17.9

have known this, but somehow forgot. I wasn't into it.

0:21.1

I just was involved in it.

0:23.0

Three stoners steal bongs, and they do what stoners do.

0:27.9

A female guard makes Chuck go gay.

0:33.4

You'll find out why.

0:35.4

There was a fight over weaves.

0:37.8

And as we talk about a mall pervert, it's how I pronounced a store that shut the whole show down.

0:46.3

Sent us off the rails.

0:48.0

Am I fancy?

0:49.7

Yes.

0:50.1

Or is that how it's meant to be said?

0:52.3

You are fancy.

0:53.0

We'll update the TV pervert, a port-a-john injury.

0:56.9

People are ball-maxing now and wondering if you've ever had a ball off?

1:03.0

A ball off?

1:04.1

And we give out possibly the worst advice ever during Ask Dave and Chuck the Freak.

1:09.3

It's all coming up.

1:10.1

The NBA playoffs are in full swing. An Underdog is the best place to get in on all the action. Playing on Underdog is easy. Just pick whether your favorite players will go higher or lower on stats like points, rebounds, steals, and more. Get your picks right and you can win up to 5,000 times your cash. This week on Underdog, I'm looking at the NBA matchup of the Magic

1:27.9

versus the Pistons and selecting Cade Cunningham for higher than 26.5 points and Jalen Duren for

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