Thursday, March 19th Dave & Chuck the Freak Full Show
Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show
Dave & Chuck the Freak
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🗓️ 19 March 2026
⏱️ 238 minutes
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Summary
0:00 Podcast intro with Dave & Chuck "The Freak"
0:01 - - - AD MARKER - - -
0:01 Waking up early being unnatural
0:03 EMAIL: Their family also brings their own maple syrup out
0:07 EMAIL: Responded to Craigslist ad for guy who wants his hair washed and blow-dried
0:16 EMAIL: Ad from woman selling shower head
0:26 Crispy pasta salad food trend
NEWS
0:34 Guy traveled across the country to flash women
0:36 Heat wave may set records out west
0:39 Women escape from attempted car jacking
0:41 Safety net stopped a car from going the wrong way on a freeway
0:45 Guy spotted in the middle of stealing gas
0:48 Amazon expanding into rapid delivery options
0:51 America has more spas and gyms than stores for the first time ever
0:53 Seal goes viral for his love of rubber duckies
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CELEBRITY DIRT
1:00 Prison inmate phished NBA and NFL players posing as a porn star
1:04 Vote to expand NBA
1:12 First round of March Madness starts
1:18 Baywatch star arrested after rescuing beagles from dog breeding facility
1:21 Afroman's trial verdict
1:24 Ratings from the Oscar's
1:26 Woman found the Oscar's red carpet in the trash
1:29 A.I. will have Val Kilmer appear in a movie a year after his death
1:31 Dune or 3 and Avengers Doomsday hitting theaters at the same time
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1:39 Needing reminders on your phone
PERVERT OF THE DAY
1:41 Guy caught maintenance man on camera peeing into his sink
1:55 Woman said a maintenance guy appeared over her while she was in changing room
2:00 A couple of guys fired guns after getting kicked out of a strip club
2:07 Guy lead police on chase after cops smelled weed in his car
2:10 Police chased down suspect on paddle boards
2:12 Guy entered a hippo enclosure
2:15 Model as earned more money in first 2 months on adult platform than a year as a CEO
TIMES OF INDIA
2:22 Farmers dressing up as bears to protect crops from monkeys
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2:28 Teacher busted doing cocaine in classroom
2:32 Teacher caught running hooker parties out of his house
2:37 Car crashed into a family's house
2:40 Grubhub's drone food delivery program
2:43 Robot busser started breaking dishes
2:46 Data centers are being protected by robot dogs
2:49 Peacock roaming a neighborhood
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NEWS
DARK SIDED
2:56 Person died after ski lift gondola crashed to the ground
3:01 Hospital files lawsuit against patient who refuses to leave
3:04 Flight prices are increasing
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3:09 Hair dresser accused of pulling gun on customer
3:10 Woman saved a dog with CPR
3:14 Eating like a baby to lose weight
3:17 Roadside mannequin display
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IDIOT CRIMINAL
3:23 Resident in villages in thong sitting in suspicious vehicle
END OF SHOW
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| 0:29.7 | Hey, it's Dave and Chuck the Freak on this 19th day of March and the Thursday edition of the show. |
| 0:35.4 | Well, it's another double lady edition as Chuck the Freaks sits out for another day. |
| 0:39.7 | We do have a listener question off the top. |
| 0:44.0 | A lady wondering, should she wash a stranger's hair? |
| 0:48.6 | What do the double ladies think about that? |
| 0:51.0 | That's coming up. |
| 0:52.0 | Why did I have to search my phone for pirate boobies? |
| 0:56.2 | Jason made an interesting observation about Lisa when she came back after breaking her femur. |
| 1:02.6 | He'll explain that. |
| 1:04.0 | And we also got into this weird discovery online. |
| 1:07.2 | After a worker pissed in a tenant sink, we found a whole online forum of sink pissers. |
| 1:15.3 | Shocked us to our core. Also coming up on this edition, shots fired at a strip club with led to a weird |
| 1:21.6 | discovery that gangsters are wearing merses now. Why did a man climb into a hippo pen? And why are Indian farmers dressing as bears? |
| 1:31.0 | We'll get into all that and much more on today's edition of Dave and Chuck the Freak. |
| 1:36.4 | It is Dave and Chuck the Freak here with you on the Thursday edition of the show. Chuck the Freak is |
| 1:42.9 | still out. Hopefully he'll be back with us soon. |
| 1:46.0 | As we continue next, we've got some celebrity dirt and sports news to get to. |
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