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Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Thursday, March 19th Dave & Chuck the Freak Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak

Comedy

4.62.6K Ratings

🗓️ 19 March 2026

⏱️ 238 minutes

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Summary

0:00 Podcast intro with Dave & Chuck "The Freak"

0:01   - - - AD MARKER - - -

0:01 Waking up early being unnatural

0:03 EMAIL: Their family also brings their own maple syrup out

0:07 EMAIL: Responded to Craigslist ad for guy who wants his hair washed and blow-dried

0:16 EMAIL: Ad from woman selling shower head 

0:26 Crispy pasta salad food trend

  NEWS

0:34 Guy traveled across the country to flash women

0:36 Heat wave may set records out west

0:39 Women escape from attempted car jacking

0:41 Safety net stopped a car from going the wrong way on a freeway

0:45 Guy spotted in the middle of stealing gas

0:48 Amazon expanding into rapid delivery options

0:51 America has more spas and gyms than stores for the first time ever

0:53 Seal goes viral for his love of rubber duckies

0:57   - - - AD MARKER - - -

  CELEBRITY DIRT

1:00 Prison inmate phished NBA and NFL players posing as a porn star

1:04 Vote to expand NBA

1:12 First round of March Madness starts

1:18 Baywatch star arrested after rescuing beagles from dog breeding facility

1:21 Afroman's trial verdict

1:24 Ratings from the Oscar's

1:26 Woman found the Oscar's red carpet in the trash

1:29 A.I. will have Val Kilmer appear in a movie a year after his death

1:31 Dune or 3 and Avengers Doomsday hitting theaters at the same time

1:37   - - - AD MARKER - - -

1:39 Needing reminders on your phone

  PERVERT OF THE DAY

1:41 Guy caught maintenance man on camera peeing into his sink

1:55 Woman said a maintenance guy appeared over her while she was in changing room

2:00 A couple of guys fired guns after getting kicked out of a strip club

2:07 Guy lead police on chase after cops smelled weed in his car

2:10 Police chased down suspect on paddle boards

2:12 Guy entered a hippo enclosure

2:15 Model as earned more money in first 2 months on adult platform than a year as a CEO

  TIMES OF INDIA

2:22 Farmers dressing up as bears to protect crops from monkeys

2:27   - - - AD MARKER - - -

2:28 Teacher busted doing cocaine in classroom

2:32 Teacher caught running hooker parties out of his house

2:37 Car crashed into a family's house

2:40 Grubhub's drone food delivery program

2:43 Robot busser started breaking dishes

2:46 Data centers are being protected by robot dogs

2:49 Peacock roaming a neighborhood

2:19   - - - AD MARKER - - -

  NEWS

  DARK SIDED

2:56 Person died after ski lift gondola crashed to the ground

3:01 Hospital files lawsuit against patient who refuses to leave

3:04 Flight prices are increasing

3:07   - - - AD MARKER - - -

3:09 Hair dresser accused of pulling gun on customer

3:10 Woman saved a dog with CPR

3:14 Eating like a baby to lose weight

3:17 Roadside mannequin display

3:21   - - - AD MARKER - - -

  IDIOT CRIMINAL

3:23 Resident in villages in thong sitting in suspicious vehicle

  END OF SHOW


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0:29.7

Hey, it's Dave and Chuck the Freak on this 19th day of March and the Thursday edition of the show.

0:35.4

Well, it's another double lady edition as Chuck the Freaks sits out for another day.

0:39.7

We do have a listener question off the top.

0:44.0

A lady wondering, should she wash a stranger's hair?

0:48.6

What do the double ladies think about that?

0:51.0

That's coming up.

0:52.0

Why did I have to search my phone for pirate boobies?

0:56.2

Jason made an interesting observation about Lisa when she came back after breaking her femur.

1:02.6

He'll explain that.

1:04.0

And we also got into this weird discovery online.

1:07.2

After a worker pissed in a tenant sink, we found a whole online forum of sink pissers.

1:15.3

Shocked us to our core. Also coming up on this edition, shots fired at a strip club with led to a weird

1:21.6

discovery that gangsters are wearing merses now. Why did a man climb into a hippo pen? And why are Indian farmers dressing as bears?

1:31.0

We'll get into all that and much more on today's edition of Dave and Chuck the Freak.

1:36.4

It is Dave and Chuck the Freak here with you on the Thursday edition of the show. Chuck the Freak is

1:42.9

still out. Hopefully he'll be back with us soon.

1:46.0

As we continue next, we've got some celebrity dirt and sports news to get to.

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