Friday March 20th, Dave & Chuck The Freak Full Show
Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show
Dave & Chuck the Freak
4.6 • 2.6K Ratings
🗓️ 20 March 2026
⏱️ 195 minutes
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Summary
*Timestamps are approximate*
0:00 Podcast intro with Dave & Chuck "The Freak"
0:01 - - - AD MARKER - - -
0:01 Chuck's sad announcement
0:06 Dave took his dad on a tour of a senior living facility
0:13 Today is the first day of spring
0:16 Woman caught her upstairs neighbor on camera stealing her food right after it was delivered
0:22 Footage of a wild elk charging a guy
0:24 Pranking metal detector friend
0:28 Someone used 2k-year-old coin as bus fare
0:31 NEWS
0:31 Two planes came within 300 ft of a collision
0:34 Plane crashes into crocodile-infested waters
0:35 Update on the continued TSA shutdown
0:39 A couple of ladies had to rent a U-Haul to drive home because of airport delays
0:42 Huge drug bust in a house
0:43 Apartment building showed cracks, nearly collapsed.
0:47 Woman was attacked, bit by an otter
0:51 Food influencer helps turn business around for a struggling bakery
0:57 - - - AD MARKER - - -
0:59 CELEBRITY DIRT
0:59 March Madness first round recap and upsets
1:04 Messi scored 900th career goal
1:06 The 9-9-9 challenge during baseball games
1:10 Houston Rodeo cracking down on their dress code
1:16 ABC cancels The Bachelorette because the star is involved in a scandal
1:25 Chuck Norris rushed to hospital following medical emergency
1:25 New Ryan Gossling movie hits theaters this week
1:31 Amazon will raise prices for Prime Video
1:34 One of the most popular games on stream leans on nostalgia
1:37 - - - AD MARKER - - -
1:39 PERVERT OF THE DAY
1:40 School employees caught banging in a school bus
1:54 A couple more hidden cams found
2:02 Police drones catch a perv peeping into a home
2:04 A cop accused of accepting bribe to protect a brothel
2:09 Guy busts his wife cheating when he spotted an image of her and guy on Google Maps
2:13 Trend where people ar choosing to stay awake during surgery
2:24 DOUCHEBAG OF THE DAY
2:24 Footage of Chuck E Cheese kicking a child
2:30 - - - AD MARKER - - -
2:32 ASK DAVE & CHUCK "THE FREAK"
2:32 Started spending the night with girlfriend, she snores
2:48 Buddy thinks he's in love after hot girl slid into his DMs, not sure its not a scam
2:53 Buddy borrowed his dog, not wants to borrow his kid to hopefully meet women
2:56 - - - AD MARKER - - -
3:00 NEWS
3:00 FLORIDA'S EFFED UP
3:00 Senate failed to pass bill banning the marriage of first cousins
3:02 Magnet fishermen find possibly historic pistol
3:06 Kid found a megaladon tooth
3:10 - - - AD MARKER - - -
3:12 BREAKING NEWS
3:12 Chuck Norris has passed away
3:14 Only 5 people showed up for a high school performance
3:19 Zoo keeper stayed at work for 3 nights during snow storm
3:23 - - - AD MARKER - - -
3:25 MEXICAN MINUTE
3:25 Crate from Mexico full of 39 live pythons
END OF SHOW
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| 0:29.7 | Well, the Friday mission's edition of Dave and Chuck the Freak is on the way next. And first, |
| 0:34.4 | if someone stole your wings from your front doorstep, what would you do? |
| 0:39.0 | Well, it's dark, I'll tell you that. |
| 0:41.3 | Well, not quite as dark, but a woman in Detroit decides she's going to the cops. |
| 0:45.6 | We'll get to that. |
| 0:46.7 | Why should you not call Jason's 1-800 lose-your-ass gambling hotline? |
| 0:52.5 | We'll explain. |
| 0:53.7 | Are women dressing like whores at the rodeo? |
| 0:57.5 | Especially big ladies. |
| 1:00.0 | It's not, I guess, what I imagine a rodeo looks like. |
| 1:03.8 | It is not at all. |
| 1:05.6 | Will Chuck step in and be the new bachelor, the first ever soft bachelor? |
| 1:11.7 | Hello ladies. |
| 1:13.0 | How are you? |
| 1:14.1 | It's only a dream that I have, but hopefully it comes true. |
| 1:17.2 | We bust some school bus perverts with the big question, is it the dog or something else? |
| 1:23.3 | Something else. |
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