Wednesday, March 18th 2026 Dave & Chuck the Freak Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak

Comedy

4.6 • 2.6K Ratings

🗓️ 18 March 2026

⏱️ 209 minutes

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Summary

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0:01 Podcast intro with Dave & Chuck "The Freak"

0:01 - - - AD MARKER - - -

0:01 Jade is here filling in for Chuck

0:03 Today is national sloppy joe day

0:15 Old Commercial for Irish Spring

0:22 Jason was looking for hotel day passes for some time to himself yesterday

0:31 NEWS

0:31 Giant meteor exploded over Cleveland

0:36 Extreme weather across the country

0:39 Nancy Guthrie abduction remains unsolved over 50 days later

0:42 Woman flips car while being chased by police

0:45 Semi-truck full of syrup overturned on highway

0:51 Dog wouldn't leave brother's side at emergency vet after he was hit by delivery driver

0:54 How a cat continuously breaks international laws

0:58 - - - AD MARKER - - -

1:01 Jade in for Chuck

1:01 CELEBRITY DIRT

1:01 Tom Brady is considering playing flag football

1:06 Venezuela wins World Baseball Classic

1:07 Tennis match that allows only men over 90

1:12 Executive from the Coldplay kiss cam gives first on camera video

1:15 Zendaya addresses the rumors that she and Tom Holland are already married

1:21 New show with Steve Carrell on HBO

1:22 Sequel for Days of Thunder

1:23 Another actor offered role of Harvey Dent's father

1:25 Competing lightsaber combat

1:31 Gene Simmons talks about the Kiss avatar show

1:38 - - - AD MARKER - - -

1:40 BITCHS TRIPPIN

1:40 Senate candidate used a live tarantula to get tenant to leave her Airbnb rental

1:46 Guy stabs buddy because he was getting all of the ladies during bachelor party trip

1:56 Guy arrested for trespassing, threw counterfeit money at judge for his bail

1:58 Perv who was recording guys in college showers got caught

2:06 A couple of naked guys wandering around town

2:11 G-string ban at the gym and pool

2:19 Device that records and analyzes your farts

2:24 BADASS OF THE DAY

2:24 Police officer jumped on hood of car, told driver to drive to catch a fleeing suspect

2:21 - - - AD MARKER - - -

2:31 Major announcement about a change to the show

2:39 How Hello Kitty helped lead to the arrest of a suspect

2:42 A guy spotted on trail cam with an axe and blood on his clothing

2:45 Airline made a big guy buy an extra seat

2:50 Couple became stranded while skiing

2:54 Fishing tournament cheating scandal

2:57 - - - AD MARKER - - -

2:59 NEWS

2:59 DOUCHEBAG OF THE DAY

2:59 A couple guy destroy a woolly mammoth

3:02 A couple of guys steal $1.7m worth of jewelry in just :70 seconds

3:04 Jewelry store that accepts sea glass as payment

3:09 - - - AD MARKER - - -

3:11 Punch the monkey appears to have a female interest

3:14 Costco is selling a 10 lbs chocolate bunny

3:18 Police chase down a runaway pig

3:21 - - - AD MARKER - - -

3:23 WHAT’S UP WITH THE ASIANS

3:23 A kid who was learning to race cars since he was 1, got driver's license at 5

END OF SHOW

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0:00.0	Hey, it's Dave on a Wednesday, the 18th of March.
0:03.3	And coming up on the Dave and Chuck the Freak show today, well, first of all, Chuck's out again.
0:08.4	And it's the first ever double lady edition of Dave and Chuck the Freak as Jade sits in for Chuck.
0:15.3	We get into a big sloppy Joe discussion.
0:18.7	Do you know that I travel with syrup? I'll explain that coming up.
0:22.9	How did a crazy lady commit a home alone inspired tarantula crime? A bachelor party goes wrong.
0:31.7	But in this double lady edition of the show, the guys or the ladies, can figure out who's the hot guy. There's
0:39.0	fake money used in court, more nude guys arrested, and should G-strings be banned at public
0:46.7	pools? We'll get to that, a fart study, and sadly, we say goodbye to court, all on this
0:53.5	edition of Dave and Chuck the Freak. What's wrong? You had candy for breakfast again, didn't you? It's not a problem, Dave. It's a lifestyle. Look at you. You're a mess. I've got a better way to start your day and satisfy that sweet tooth. Go on. Cotton candy and fruity rainbow five-hour energy shots. All that nostalgic candy-style flavor, zero sugar.
1:13.0	Zero sugar?
1:13.9	Yeah, a portable two-ounce shot with a tasty caffeine kick.
1:17.3	So I get the sweet flavor without actually eating candy.
1:20.1	Exactly.
1:21.0	Thanks, Dave.
1:21.6	I'm going to grab some on my way home from getting my dinner cake.
1:24.3	Oh, you're hopeless.
1:31.6	I don't work here. And Chuck the Freak.
1:33.4	Email at Dave and Chuck the Freak.com.
1:35.9	I got you, Jade.
1:36.8	I don't know where it's coming from.
1:43.1	And it's going to be a day on Dave and Chuck the Freak. Jade's sitting in. She's never done this before. Yeah, she just got thrown into us. Well, she's been in with us before, obviously, but she's never had to run the stuff like Chuck does. Yeah, Chuck's spot. Well, here's the thing. Yes, go ahead. I have run this. I was here when these boards came in. Yes. I used to run a show.
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