Thursday, March 12th 2026 Dave & Chuck the Freak Full Show
Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show
Dave & Chuck the Freak
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🗓️ 12 March 2026
⏱️ 201 minutes
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Summary
0:00-1:00 – Show Open
1:00-8:00 – Footage of goose attacking a woman
8:00-18:00 – Sleepcations
18:00-34:00 – What is one thing you wish your significant other would stop doing?
34:00-43:00 – Lady selling diamonds online gets robbed
43:00-45:00 – Teacher hit a kid on scooter
45:00-50:00 – Another person comes forward about getting stung by scorpion at Vegas hotel
50:00-57:00 – Wedding gifts go missing from venue
57:00-59:00 – Massive great white shark spotted along Florida coast
59:00-1:02:00 – 3 whales seen breaching at once
1:02:00-1:10:00 – Jason’s appointment is tomorrow
1:10:00-1:11:00 – Team USA baseball
1:11:00-1:13:00 – NFL games on day before Thanksgiving
1:13:00-1:17:00 – Katy Perry lawsuit against Katie Perry
1:17:00-1:22:00 – Janet Jackson complained about everything after Michael Jackson biopic
1:22:00-1:23:00 – Britney Spears mugshot will not be released
1:23:00-1:25:00 – Mickey Rourke evicted
1:25:00-1:28:00 – Kelly Clarkson reveals she didn’t get what was promised after winning American Idol
1:28:00-1:32:00 – Woman annoyed with famous neighbor’s birds
1:32:00-1:37:00 – Harrison Ford admits he’s banged to some of his movie soundtracks
1:37:00-1:47:00 – Kickboxer pulls car with his balls
1:47:00-2:11:00 – Guy tried to skip out on bill after 15 lapdances at strip club (Tales from the Strip Club)
2:11:00-2:13:00 – Priest busted stealing baseball cards from Walmart
2:13:00-2:16:00 – German tourist sued taco truck from leaving him in non-stop pain
2:16:00-2:18:00 – Snake trapped in woman’s car
2:18:00-2:22:00 – Yoga with pets (Snake Yoga)
2:22:00-2:25:00 – Man used his dog to help rob a place
2:25:00-2:31:00 – App to help men stop masturbating exposed all users’ information
2:31:00-2:35:00 – Lawsuit against David Protein bars for false information
2:35:00-2:37:00 – Sister filming in Waymo when it almost gets into accident at intersection
2:37:00-2:41:00 – Irish woman called Potato by her boss
2:41:00-2:45:00 – Seniors won’t let kids play basketball due to noise
2:45:00-2:47:00 – Payphone that connects you to a senior home
2:47:00-2:50:00 – Gas thieves hit U-Haul lot and cause fire
2:50:00-2:54:00 – Guy customize new vehicle to save on gas
2:54:00-2:56:00 – Girl Scouts told to stop selling cookies outside of dispensary
2:56:00-3:00:00 – People transitioning to harder drugs to stop smoking
3:00:00-3:04:00 – Restaurants starting to charge for condiments
3:04:00-3:08:00 – Student used ChatGPT to text date
3:08:00-End – Naked man terrorizes neighborhood
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Dave and Chuck the freak getting into it on this Thursday, the 12th of March. |
| 0:04.6 | And one of the things we talk about is what you want your partner to stop doing. |
| 0:09.3 | And let me tell you, I have a laundry list of things. |
| 0:13.2 | He doesn't have a partner, but we'll pretend anyway. |
| 0:16.0 | It's Jason's Dick Scope Countdown. |
| 0:19.3 | Oh my God. |
| 0:22.3 | He is nervous as hell, as you can imagine. |
| 0:25.2 | Well, yeah, he's about to have something rammed up himself. |
| 0:28.9 | I've realized as well that having an old whore with birds moving next door would be a nightmare. |
| 0:35.3 | That just happened to someone with a famous whore. |
| 0:37.8 | Yeah. Who is it? That's on the way. We talk about this guy who is a lap dance thief in Florida. |
| 0:45.6 | Yes. He steals them, doesn't pay for them, but that led to this massive discussion of unbelievable strip club stories. |
| 0:53.5 | Two words. Prolapse, men's soup. That could. Two words. |
| 0:56.1 | Prolapse, men's soup. |
| 0:57.3 | That could be three words. |
| 0:59.0 | But that's all coming up. That's a lot of different words. |
| 0:59.9 | In just a moment. |
| 1:00.9 | A snake gets loose in a car, but it's a lady's tits that got loose. |
| 1:05.4 | That really got my attention. |
| 1:07.1 | Yes, it did. |
| 1:07.7 | A douchebag uses a dog to steal and has Chuck added years to my life? |
| 1:12.8 | Of course. We're going to get to that and much more. Today's edition of Dave and Chuck the Freak. Ugh. What's wrong? You had candy for breakfast again, didn't you? It's not a problem, Dave. It's a lifestyle. Look at you. You're a mess. I've got a better way to start your day |
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