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Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Wednesday, March 11th 2026 Dave & Chuck the Freak Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak

Comedy

4.6 β€’ 2.6K Ratings

πŸ—“οΈ 11 March 2026

⏱️ 200 minutes

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Summary

0:00-1:00 – Show Open

1:00-4:00 – Dave was freaked out by lightning this morning

4:00-6:00 – AI video of Cort being suck out of the window by tornado

6:00-10:00 – Fair wand for tapping your credit card

10:00-13:00 – 80-year-old man redeems free oyster offer with 99-year-old dad

13:00-20:00 – The CEO of Burger King is changing the fries

20:00-38:00 – Heinz machine that lets you mix your own condiments

38:00-42:00 – Guy went into college dorm to film students in shower

42:00-50:00 – Amazon driver confronted by customer at end of long rural driveway

50:00-52:00 – Old guy rescued from burning car after crash

52:00-55:00 – Old person crashed into apartment

55:00-57:00 – Waymo stopped just before train crossing

57:00-1:02:00 – Hiker rescued after becoming dehydrated

1:02:00-1:08:00 – NFL player accused of murder and used ChatGPT to help plan it

1:08:00-1:11:00 – Miami Heat player scored 83 points

1:11:00-1:15:00 – Guy who tripped at finish line accidentally ran wrong way during race

1:15:00-1:17:00 – Woman suing over baseball that hit her

1:17:00-1:21:00 – Man suing after being knocked unconscious by full can of beer at Jason Aldean show

1:21:00-1:25:00 – Kevin Federline out of money

1:25:00-1:28:00 – Richest celebs in the world

1:28:00-1:37:00 – Things that terrified you as a kid in the 80s

1:37:00-1:40:00 – Woman broke into house and ate Fruity Pebbles

1:40:00-1:45:00 – Woman attacked after confronting person who was parking in her paid spot

1:45:00-1:54:00 – Guy vacationing in Vegas stung by scorpion in hotel

1:54:00-1:58:00 – Mountain lion attacks while people are in hot tub

1:58:00-2:24:00 – Foot doctor busted taping his employees in bathroom (what was your inappropriate doctor encounter?)

2:24:00-2:29:00 – Guy high on mushrooms arrested hours into 18th birthday

2:29:00-2:35:00 – Guy robbed by woman he brought back to hotel room

2:35:00-2:38:00 – 2 ladies try to sneak contraband into prison attached to crows

2:38:00-2:44:00 – Man claims that Ozempic left him legally blind

2:44:00-2:46:00 – Premium chocolate sales increased for people on weight loss drug medication

2:46:00-2:50:00 – Buffalo Wild Wings introducing chicken flavored espresso proteini

2:50:00-2:55:00 – Frambled Egg trend

2:55:00-2:57:00 – Tomato engineered to smell like buttered popcorn

2:57:00-3:00:00 – Fight on plane mid-flight

3:00:00-3:03:00 – Baby getting locked in EV after faulty battery

3:03:00-3:06:00 – Guy used ChatGPT to sell his house

3:06:00-3:10:00 – Police robot dogs patrolling streets of Atlanta

3:10:00-3:12:00 – Co gallstones become valuable

3:12:00-3:16:00 – Retirement home for penguins

3:16:00-End – Badass teen subdues man with axe 

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey, it's the Wednesday edition of Dave and Chuck the Freak and right off the top.

0:03.4

Did the CEO of Burger King listen when I said, Get Better Fries, bitch?

0:08.2

It's kind of unbelievable.

0:09.6

It really is.

0:09.9

It really is.

0:11.1

On the way, a story about a dorm shower purve takes a bit of a twist.

0:17.4

Yes.

0:17.8

We'll explain.

0:18.9

Also, the news talks to a man I call Jimmy Two Teeth. You'll find out why. He's an expert, Dave. He was an expert. That's why you talk to him. There's one bandit that Chuck wouldn't mind if she lingered in his house for a little while. You want to watch some TV? A fight over a parking spot. A man stung by a scorpion.

0:38.4

A hot tub attack.

0:41.2

A lot.

0:41.9

A pervy foot doctor.

0:44.3

Yes.

0:44.9

Which made us ask this question.

0:46.7

Have you ever been so weirded out by a doctor?

0:49.0

You said, mm, not today.

0:51.3

Yep.

0:51.7

There's many stories to get to in today's edition of Dave and Chuck the Freak. Ugh. What's wrong? You had candy for breakfast again, didn't you? It's not a problem, Dave. It's a lifestyle. Look at you. You're a mess. I've got a better way to start your day and satisfy that sweet tooth. Go on. Cotton candy and fruity rainbow five-hour energy shots. all that nostalgic candy-style flavor, zero sugar. Zero sugar.

1:12.6

Yeah, a portable two-ounce shot with a tasty caffeine kick. So I get the

1:18.0

sweet flavor without actually eating candy. Exactly. Thanks, Dave. I'm going to grab some

1:22.5

on my way home from getting my dinner cake. Oh, you're hopeless. Winter wins are blowing in. Golden

1:27.4

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