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Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Friday, March 13th 2026 Dave & Chuck the Freak Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak

Comedy

4.62.6K Ratings

🗓️ 13 March 2026

⏱️ 200 minutes

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Summary

*Timestamps are approximate*

TIME TOPIC

0:01 Podcast intro with Dave & Chuck "The Freak"

0:01   - - - AD MARKER - - -

0:01 Update on Jason's doctor's appointment

0:11 EMAIL: He was propositioned for a hand job for money at the gas station

0:31   NEWS

0:31 Attack at a synagogue 

0:36 An update on the Nancy Guthrie disappearance

0:39 An old man crashed right into a Buffalo Wild Wings

0:42 A woman is accused of running over her own husband

0:43 Man's truck got stuck after falling through the ice

0:50 Community steps up to help an elderly DoorDash driver

0:53 A dad surprised a beloved school crossing guard with new car after discovering that hers was broken down

0:59   - - - AD MARKER - - -

1:01 Dave's Coffee/Kids using the guys' credit cards

1:10   CELEBRITY DIRT

1:10 Hockey fan stuck around after getting hit in the head by a puck

1:13 A hockey team completed their worst season ever after losing every game

1:17 What's in the Oscar's gift bags, worth $350k

1:21 Some of the craziest things revealed in Live Nation lawsuit

1:26 New movie based on an old gameshow from the 1980s

1:30 Nobody seems to be interested in playing Harvey Dent's father

1:32 Adam Sandler says that Gene Simmons licked him during a show once

1:36   - - - AD MARKER - - -

1:38   PERVERT OF THE DAY

1:38 Rub & tug bust facing "masturbation for hire" charges

1:55 Update on guy who had a Thermos up his butt

2:03 A.I. chatbots have been telling people to put garlic in their butts for medical reasons

2:06 Warning against TikTok trend encouraging ladies to put coconut oil in their vaginas

2:14 The state with the largest average penis size

2:21   IDIOT CRIMINAL

2:21 Distracted driver crashed into the back of a stopped patrol vehicle

2:26   - - - AD MARKER - - -

2:28 Chuck made an allergy medication mistake

2:33   ASK DCTF

2:33 EMAIL: His co-worker's wife keeps hitting on him

2:39 EMAIL: She was turned off after hearing what her boyfriend's body count was

2:50 EMAIL: Wife wants to get out of a bet that she made to buy her son a car if Duke wins it all

2:56   - - - AD MARKER - - -

2:58   NEWS

2:58 Stoner busted at airport with large amount of weed found in his baggage

3:01 School bus driver saved a family whose house was on fire as she drove by

3:04 Guy receives $15k bill after being saved from a burning car

3:07 Judge dismissed photo enforced traffic citation 

3:10   - - - AD MARKER - - -

3:12 The reason why you should be saying "please" and "thank you" to you’re A.I.

3:15 Hidden Valley's new "Ranchbassador" position to spread the word in Europe

3:18 85-year-old cyclist who shows no signs of slowing down

3:22   - - - AD MARKER - - -

3:23   WHAT'S UP WITH THE ASIANS

3:23 A guy was arrested for trying to smuggle ants out of the country

  - - - END OF SHOW - - -


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Transcript

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0:00.0

Friday the 13th edition of Dave and Chuck the Freak, also known as D-Day for one Jason Watson. Oh, man. He goes under the dick scope today. Oh, by the time you're hearing this. Oh, my God, someone will be in his dick by the time you're listening. That's true. Wild. Also, speaking of dicks, did a guy take a $400 offer to give a stranger an H.J.

0:21.9

At a gas station?

0:22.9

Yes, I did.

0:23.8

A pickup truck stuck on the ice.

0:26.1

But the people behind this story, wild.

0:29.8

Yeah, yeah.

0:30.6

I've got some big coffee issues, which Chuck may take advantage of.

0:36.5

We'll get into that.

0:37.9

Also, as we were discussing masturbation crimes, the question came up.

0:42.4

Is Chuck a modern man?

0:44.8

And what's the weird fetish of his we found out about?

0:48.2

I call it a fetish.

0:49.8

I'd call it a fetish.

0:50.7

It's not weird.

0:52.0

Also, up people's asses, a thermos, garlic, and what's in their vages.

0:57.5

We'll break down penis size by state, and our idiot criminal makes a big mistake with a cop car.

1:04.8

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1:11.6

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