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Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Thursday, February 26th 2026 Dave & Chuck the Freak Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak

Comedy

4.62.6K Ratings

🗓️ 26 February 2026

⏱️ 219 minutes

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Summary

Show Intro

0:00-9:00 – Emailer shares what happened to him after being licked by dog

9:00-17:00 – If you were offered $10M to shorten life by 10 year, would you?

17:00-33:00 – Things that sound impressive until you do it

33:00-36:00 – Man seen shoveling snow onto neighbor’s car (Blizzard Rage)

36:00-39:00 – Cars swallowed by sink hole

39:00-42:00 – Latest update on Nancy Guthrie

42:00-46:00 – Woman followed by creepy guy at a nature center

46:00-50:00 – Marketplace robbery

50:00-54:00 – Drivers driving through center of roundabout

54:00-57:00 – Neighbors dug old lady’s house out from under snow following blizzard

57:00-1:10:00 – Tall influencer and his tall guy meet ups

1:10:00-1:12:00 – NBA MVP race

1:12:00-1:13:00 – Fans deliver truck load of manure to soccer coach

1:13:00-1:15:00 – Pat McAfee paid Team USA’s bar tab

1:15:00-1:22:00 – Amanda Seyfried used prosthetic butthole in movie

1:22:00-1:33:00 – How much people make on OnlyFans/Jason engages with the gays

1:33:00-1:40:00 – Denny’s waiter exposes himself to customers

1:40:00-1:44:00 – Man secretly recorded people in bathrooms at the mall

1:44:00-1:46:00 – Guy doing whippets crashes his car

1:46:00-1:50:00 – Brother shoots sister with crossbow over temperature dispute

1:50:00-1:56:00 – Man found dead hanging upside down from utility pipe after botched robbery

1:56:00-2:04:00 – Car thief stole car and took it to car wash

2:04:00-2:11:00 – Man jumped into stranger’s car to escape turkey

2:11:00-2:16:00 – Woman installed speakers on balcony to annoy neighbors at night

2:16:00-2:20:00 – Old man saved by dog after falling

2:20:00-2:25:00 – Couple believes roommate poisoned their food

2:25:00-2:29:00 – Sex toys being pulled off the shelves at local store

2:29:00-2:33:00 – Strip club opening up next door to dance studio

2:33:00-2:36:00 – App that scans for nearby smart glasses

2:26:00-2:30:00 – Regional accents that are disappearing

2:30:00-2:34:00 – Audible will let you read while listening

2:34:00-2:38:00 – Naked guy went around banging on house doors during blizzard

2:38:00-2:42:00 – A solar light caught fire burning house to the ground

2:42:00-2:44:00 – Guy set multiple fires inside his home to get rid of spider nests

2:44:00-2:48:00 – Woman gets trapped in her neighborhood grocery store

2:48:00-2:50:00 – Young people using online tutorials to learn new job skills

2:50:00-End Woman used ChatGPT to plan murder of 2 men

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0:00.0

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0:38.1

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0:43.0

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0:48.5

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0:54.5

and three free gifts when you check out.

0:56.4

And hey, please support our show

0:57.4

and tell them you heard about them

0:58.5

on Dave and Chuck the Freak.

1:03.1

Dave and Chuck the Freak on TikTok

1:05.5

at Dave and Chuck the freak.

1:18.0

Hey.

1:19.9

What's up?

1:21.2

Hello.

1:25.5

Dave and Chuck the freak here with you on a 26th day of February.

1:26.4

It's a Thursday.

1:46.2

Thank you so much for joining us. Lots going on today. Lots. So much stuff to get. Oh my God, yeah. I mean, it's mountains of stuff. You can see. Look at how many folders. He's got going on. So many folders. A lot of folders. A lot of folders. A lot of folders. So that is great. Cool. And I know just not, not a lot right now. Not a lot right off the top. Doesn't seem like anything right now.

1:52.5

Yeah. Like that's what I'm wondering. I have. I kind of wondering if we're just like, do we need to just sort of riff?

1:58.9

No, no, no. Listen, God, look at this.

2:01.2

I got a whole full of emails.

2:04.2

We're going to start with the first one here.

2:06.6

And you decide if you want to see the pics or not.

2:09.1

Okay.

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