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Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Friday, February 27th 2026 Dave & Chuck the Freak Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak

Comedy

4.62.6K Ratings

🗓️ 27 February 2026

⏱️ 199 minutes

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Summary

Show Intro

0:00-12:00 – News reporter that Dave is convinced got a boob job

12:00-15:00 Guy who lets ladies line up and slap him in the face

15:00-22:00 – Car for sale listing includes pic of couple selling it

22:00-35:00 - Burger King CEO is changing the Whopper

35:00-39:00 – Old lady crashed into a church

39:00-41:00 – Old lady crashed into a restaurant

41:00-44:00 – Woman led police on chase and ends in landfill

44:00-45:00 – Woman’s tires blow out during police chase

45:00-49:00 – New details are still coming out about Nancy Guthrie case

49:00-52:00 – Tampa Airport wants to ban PJs at the airport

52:00-58:00 – Kid lost his Pokémon binder at airport

58:00-1:09:00 – Listeners have been sharing scope stories with Jason

1:09:00-1:15:00 – MLB’s Matt Waldron has butt infection

1:15:00-1:17:00 – Terrion Arnold mentioned in robbery case

1:17:00-1:21:00 – Pink’s reported divorce was fake

1:21:00-1:26:00 – Haliey Welch doing adult content?

1:26:00-1:28:00 – Streamer buys Breaking Bad house

1:28:00-1:29:00 – Sci-fi movies with buzz in Hollywood including new Star Wars

1:29:00-1:31:00 – Scream 7 has lowest Rotten Tomatoes score of the franchise

1:31:00-1:36:00 – Dispute at Wendy’s leads to customer throwing stuff at drive-thru

1:36:00-1:39:00 – Woman tried to pay bail with fake money

1:39:00-1:42:00 – Thief broke into business through roof

1:42:00-1:47:00 – Serial thieves stealing from homes

1:47:00-1:51:00 – Parents accidentally packed canned martini in kid’s lunch

1:51:00-1:55:00 – Woman was dangling from ski lift

1:55:00-1:57:00 – Missing guy was stuck in mud for several days

1:57:00-2:04:00 – Fruit of the Loom creates sweat suit formal suit

2:04:00-2:08:00 – Man’s smart mattress alerted him to his slow heartbeat

2:08:00-2:18:00 – Ask Dave & Chuck The Freak: he feels uncomfortable planning buddy’s bachelor party

2:18:00-2:26:00 – Ask Dave & Chuck The Freak: found empty condom wrapper under bed

2:26:00-2:35:00 – Ask Dave & Chuck The Freak: his lady is making money on TikTok and wants her to consider OnlyFans

2:35:00-2:36:00 – Baby had to be thrown from 2nd floor patio during house fire

2:36:00-2:39:00 – Kid calls 911 to report someone stealing his bike at gun point

2:39:00-2:43:00 – Lady who kept sneaking onto flights does it again

2:43:00-2:47:00 – AI chatbot that makes sure BK employees are being polite to customers

2:47:00-2:50:00 – Dr. Pepper and Johnsonville sausage

2:50:00-End – 90-year-old busted for graffiti in Japan

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Transcript

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0:00.0

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0:38.1

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0:43.0

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0:48.5

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0:56.4

And hey, please support our show and tell them you heard about them on Dave and Chuck the

0:59.2

Freak.

1:00.0

It's Friday, bitches, it's Friday, bitches, it's Friday, it's Friday, what?

1:06.3

It's Friday.

1:07.2

What?

1:08.1

Yeah, yeah, come on.

1:09.9

It's Friday, bitches, it's Friday, bitches, it's Friday. Yeah. Yeah. Come on. It's Friday, bitches.

1:12.0

It's Friday, bitches.

1:14.4

It's Friday.

1:15.6

What?

1:15.9

It's Friday.

1:16.8

What?

1:17.4

Yeah.

1:18.0

Yeah.

1:18.6

Yeah.

1:19.4

Yeah.

1:20.7

Yeah.

1:21.7

Uh, yep, it is sweet, glorious Friday, bitches.

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