Wednesday, February 25th 2026 Dave & Chuck the Freak Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak

Comedy

4.6 • 2.6K Ratings

🗓️ 25 February 2026

⏱️ 200 minutes

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Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about Punch the monkey, 13-year-old teen reacts to his mom talking about him being attacked on the news, another lady’s jingle bought by a brand, Perv or Professional: guy with lactation jokes all over his car, blizzard causing problems on east coast, surfer spotted in Maine during winter storm, Savannah Guthrie ups the reward for info leading to her mother being found, guy who believes that a plow truck blasted him with snow intentionally, car jumps mound and crashes into a house, guy keeps stealing coconuts, umpires frustrated with new ABS system, not enough Team USA hockey jerseys made, Pat McAfee trying to get into TV and movies, Heated Rivalry fans can rent out the popular cottage from finale episode, Derik Queen has DQ hologram logo on car, former American Idol contestant accused of killing wife, Christina Applegate confined to bed, fans want Selena Gomez to divorce Benny Blanco, Cardi B having ass reduced, TikTok creator’s hat and wig ripped off during live stream, first ever music streaming urn, guy busted for open container shows up drunk to pay fine, guy hid in garbage can to hide from police, woman threw jar of pickles at BF, woman crashed BMW SUV wearing fishnets, guy threw spicy chicken sandwich at his lady, guy who was fired for jerking in front of co-worker gets hired back, diet trend where people line mouths with plastic wrap and chew food and spit it out, Whataburger manager beats angry customer with garbage can, QR code on billboard, couple gets married at funeral home, bare beating, McDonald’s unveils biggest and boldest burger ever, best ranked fast food burger, and more!

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1:23.6	Yep.
1:24.2	Bringing it all together here on a Wednesday.
1:27.0	It is the 25th day of February.
1:31.1	And thanks for joining us on Dave and Chuck the Freak.
1:33.6	Chuck the Freak is running a wee bit behind this morning, but should be with us shortly.
1:38.2	Court, I think you made a mistake by keeping that dumb little monkey.
1:43.2	Why? Because they're selling for 350 bucks on eBay right now. Good Lord. Hock that monkey, fool? I have to start thinking, what would it be worth? $350 on eBay. I mean, like, is it going to go up? Do you wait? I don't know. Are they going to restock? I don't know about that. I'm pretty sure that's going to be a peak. I mean, like, is it going to go up? Do you wait? Oh, are they going to restock?
2:02.0	I don't know about that.
2:02.8	I'm pretty sure that's going to be a peak.
2:04.3	I mean, the way the internet moves on.
2:06.0	We're going to move on quick for that. Punch is going to grow up. It ain't going to be cute anymore. If you don't know what we're talking about, punch the monkey.
2:13.8	A seven-month-old macaque was given one of the
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