Friday, April 3rd 2026 Dave & Chuck the Freak Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak

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4.6 • 2.6K Ratings

🗓️ 3 April 2026

⏱️ 150 minutes

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Summary

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TIME TOPIC

0:00 Podcast intro with Dave & Chuck "The Freak"

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0:01 Nurse pretended to make a patient's vagina talk

0:04 Lawsuit settlement over guy who gave the finger to a cop

0:06 Woman got in trouble while riding her electric suitcase

0:11 A couple used sex to help save up some money

0:14 What was your early dating sex mishap

0:37 - - - AD MARKER - - -

0:37 Threesome drug deal

0:40 3-year-old kid spotted walking with a loaded gun

0:42 Domestic incident over a honey bun

0:53 People got trapped in a coal mine

0:57 A list of "People I Want to Punch in the Face" was found in the parking lot

0:59 Guy had penis amputated after finding a freckle

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1:07 Woman got into a food-related fight with her husband

1:16 Guy was eating while behind the wheel during a high speed chase

1:42 Guy bought coins at yard sale that turned out to be valuable

1:49 - - - AD MARKER - - -

1:49 Getting into porn (we see a listener's b-hole)

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2:22 Guy stole delivery truck full of beer and liquor to pay off his drug debt

END OF SHOW

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0:00.0	It's Friday, Bitches, the 3rd of April.
0:02.0	And coming up on Dave and Chuck the Freak, we'll talk about your first date sex disaster.
0:06.7	Yeah.
0:07.2	You remember yours, Chuck.
0:08.2	I've never had sex on a first date.
0:10.9	If we had a nickel for every time this happened here, a big brawl over a honey bun.
0:15.5	Oh, yep, I'll kill somebody.
0:17.8	When were you in a high-speed chase?
0:20.0	Yesterday.
0:20.6	Check.
0:22.4	Also, a dude talks about getting into porn, and unfortunately, we have to see a listener's behole.
0:28.6	Oh, my God.
0:29.8	One of the worst days in the history of the show.
0:33.4	Also, a guy steals a beer and a liquor truck to pay a big drug debt. Did they get him? It's all coming up on today's edition of Dave and Chuck the Freak. Oh, what's wrong? You had candy for breakfast again, didn't you? It's not a problem, Dave. It's a lifestyle. Look at you. You're a mess. I've got a better way to start your day and satisfy that sweet tooth. Go on.
0:57.5	Cotton candy and fruity rainbow five-hour energy shots.
1:00.7	All that nostalgic candy-style flavor, zero sugar.
1:01.5	Zero sugar?
1:05.1	Yeah, a portable two-ounce shot with a tasty caffeine kick.
1:07.9	So I get the sweet flavor without actually eating candy.
1:08.5	Exactly.
1:12.1	Thanks, Dave. I'm going to grab some on my way home from getting my dinner cake.
1:12.8	Oh, you're hopeless.
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