Thursday, April 23rd 2026 Dave & Chuck the Freak Full Show
Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show
Dave & Chuck the Freak
4.6 • 2.6K Ratings
🗓️ 23 April 2026
⏱️ 202 minutes
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Summary
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0:00 Podcast intro with Dave & Chuck "The Freak"
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0:01 A former Marine who stays in shape by doing tiger moves
0:08 Turkish politician is going viral for his incredible mustache
0:15 EMAIL: Buddy is open about getting pegged, he always seems to smell like ass
0:21 New bacon flavor from Oscar Meyer
0:27 NEWS
0:27 SUCKS TO BE OLD
0:27 Older woman almost choked to death, police officers saved her
0:35 Massive wildfire moving across SE USA
0:38 Lyft driver held at gunpoint
0:42 Video catches a bear charging a hiker
0:44 Woman recovering after a bear attack
0:49 Another jewelry store smash and grab
0:54 A restaurant regular donated a kidney to the manager
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1:01 CELEBRITY DIRT
1:03 NFL draft
1:10 Bakery made a Saber bread for Buffalo's playoff run, looks like a dong
1:14 Josh Allen's surgery
1:18 Judge dismisses Diddy's libel lawsuit
1:19 Black Lively believes the Justin Baldoni smear campaign has cost her $300M
1:22 Pete Davidson got his daughter's name tattooed
1:23 Did the kids of certain celebs deserve their success?
1:29 More critics are tearing new Michael Jackson movie apart
1:30 People are changing streaming habits due to rising costs
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1:39 FLORIDA'S EFFED UP
1:39 Nude man steals car, steals from a gas station
1:47 Emmy winning journalist arrested for hiding work cameras in TV station dressing rooms
1:56 Meetup went wrong when suspects were men dressed as women (What's your "hooker gone wrong story?")
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2:25 Ken went and get a hetero twink wash
2:32 Gas station worker put out fire after woman hit a pump
2:36 Women assaulted passed out man at his 30th birthday party
2:41 Teacher facing assault charges after studen disrespected him
2:43 Finger tip and piece of glove found in orange juice
2:46 Bill to ban bikinis
2:47 Cinderella rule establishes a cutoff time for sexual activity to start
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2:55 NEWS
2:55 DOUCHEBAG OF THE DAY
2:55 Home owner arrested for not demolishing guest house like neighbors wanted him to
3:01 Another airplane experienced engine failure
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3:06 Hikers became trapped on cliff by high tide
3:08 Surfer survives attack by a box jellyfish
3:12 Paraglider rescued after getting stuck in a tree
3:13 Family designed an A.I. of a deceased man so his elderly mother doesn't have to know that he is dead
3:17 - - - AD MARKER - - -
3:18 TIMES OF INDIA
3:18 Temple mandates that all visitors consume an interesting mixture
END OF SHOW
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | On this Thursday, April 23rd edition of Dave and Chuck the Freak, will Chuck's new workout involve him doing tiger moves? |
| 0:08.1 | I hope so because I look incredible doing them. |
| 0:11.5 | As the Buffalo Sabres continue on their NHL playoff run, are they eating dick bread to celebrate? |
| 0:18.9 | They always have, Dave. They always have. |
| 0:21.6 | You know, it's just another day in Florida when a nude man is arrested. |
| 0:25.1 | We'll tell you why that happened. |
| 0:26.6 | Yep. |
| 0:27.2 | The craziest looking TV reporter you've ever seen is busted for something purvey. |
| 0:33.8 | Yeah. |
| 0:34.5 | What did he get up to? |
| 0:35.7 | But the big story of the day, we discover this guy who tried to get some hookers at a hotel found out they were ladies. |
| 0:44.6 | No, found out they were lady men. |
| 0:47.1 | That's right. |
| 0:47.8 | Thought they were ladies, found out they were men. |
| 0:50.0 | Yes. |
| 0:51.2 | He worked at a nearby car wash. |
| 0:53.5 | And when we looked up the closest car wash, the name of the place blew us away. |
| 0:59.9 | Unbelievable. |
| 1:00.8 | What the greatest Google find that Dave has ever made. |
| 1:04.9 | I think so. |
| 1:05.7 | And we had to send overly straight guy Ken there to see what was up. |
| 1:10.6 | Overly straight guy Ken investigates. |
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